The Saga of Daffy Duck

So, the school at which I teach is a 6th-12th grade school, with one of the largest Special Ed departments in the city. One of these students randomly emails a few of the staff members with very creative tales involving the younger staff members, as well as some crazy characters.

Here's a key for characters at my school:
Ms. C - Middle School English Teacher
Ms. S - High School English Teacher
G & TH/The H Brothers - Two brothers that work in the Special Ed Department
Mr. W - A Special Ed Teacher

I have been writing back and forth with him for a bit, and here's what we've discussed....


Ms. M,

Daffy Duck had an eye on Ms. S's prized belongings, and ran to the living room, and he stole Ms. S's M & I credit card, while Ms. S was on the couch sleepin'. Daffy even stole them diamonds that Ms. S brought home. Ms. S and Ms. C were both robbed by Daffy. John Cena, G & T H were on the hunt for Daffy Duck. Cena and the H Bros. were on Daffy's trail. Ms. C woke up seconds later, only to find her credit card missing! Ms. S had been robbed of her belongings. John Cena and the H Brothers caught Daffy Duck in the act, and sent him to jail. Daffy Duck was behind bars, and he had spent 3 months in jail. Cena and the H's recovered Ms. S & Ms. C's belongings, and they were invited to Ms. C's house for a tea party. Scorpion was cookin' bacon, sausage, meat loaf, pancakes, and some Ore-Ida french fries during a tea party. Cena & the H's and Ms. C all lived happily ever after. Ms. S was invited to Ms. C's house as well. Ms. S enjoyed her tea during a tea party.

P.S., Daffy Duck busted out of jail! Can Cena and the Huvens catch him and send him back to jail? E-mail me and find out!

-D-

D,

Ms. S & Ms. C need to lock their doors and windows when they sleep! Thank goodness for the H Bros and John Cena for catching Daffy Duck, bringing him to justice, and getting all of Ms. S and Ms. C's belongings back to them! It was surely nice of Ms. C to invite everyone over for the tea party. Sounds like they had some delicious food! Is Scorpion a good cook? I would love to eat some Ore-Ida French Fries right now! How did Daffy Duck bust out of jail?! He sure is sneaky! I can't wait to read what happens next!

~Ms. M

Ms. M,

Daffy Duck dug his way out of jail by usin' a shovel. He launched a sneak attack on Ms. S and Ms. C, by knockin' them unconscious with a sledgehammer. Daffy Duck also fled the scene, and he put you to sleep with a tranquilizer dart. He stole yo' Pontiac car, then he high-tailed it, and he pearl-harbored it. John Cena & G & T H were on the case. You've been asleep fo' 45 hours. Daffy Duck was chased by Cena and the H's. You woke up the next day, only to notice that yo' car was missin'. The H Bros. and John Cena caught Daffy Duck, yet again, and they took him to jail and they recovered yo' Pontiac car, and they recovered yo' rent money. You lived happily ever after with Cena and the H Bros. Cena and the H's invited Mr. W and Ms. S and Ms. C to yo' house fo' a tea party. Y'all had Frosted Flakes, and y'all had some Ore-Ida shoestring fries fo' lunch.

P.S., Daffy Duck is behind bars.

-D-

D,

That must have been a lit of digging! The sledgehammer must have hurt! I bet it would have come in handy for Daffy when he was trying to dig himself out of jail!

I can't believe I got knocked out with a tranquilizer dart!!!

Thank goodness for the H brothers and John Cena! I am glad that they got my rent money and car back. How would I have gotten to work otherwise?

Tea, frosted flakes, and Ore-Ida fries is a really interesting meal!

I am glad Daffy Duck is behind bars... Who knew he was such a buster!?

Ms. M

Ms. M,

Daffy Duck stole Ms. C's rent money, stole her car (Lexus), and he took Ms. C's Western Union credit card, while Ms. C was asleep on the couch for 29 hours.

John Cena, G & T H were invited to Ms. S's house for a cookout, and for a tea party. Ms. C woke up the next day, only to find out that her rent money is gone. John Cena, G & T H were dressed as security guards, while they were in pursuit of Daffy Duck.

Do you think Daffy Duck is a thief?

-D-

D,

I guess if he really stole Ms. C's rent, credit card and Lexus, then he must be a thief! I hope he doesn't get his eye on any of my belongings! I hope that John Cena, G & T H catch him so that Ms. C doesn't end up on the street!

Why did Ms. C sleep for 29 hours? That is a long time! She must've been very tired!

~Ms. M

Ms. M,

John Cena & T & G H were invited to Ms. C's house fo' a cookout, and fo' a tea party. You drank some Kool-Aid Lemonade, drank some of that Sprite, and drank some of that Faygo Twist. Cena & The H Bros. had some Ore-Ida Shoestring Fries fo' lunch, and they found out that Daffy Duck busted out of jail. He fired a tranquilizer dart at you, kidnapped you, and put you in the limo, and Daffy was disguised as the limo driver. He took the limo driver's identity, and he had kidnapped Ms. C as well, while Ms. C was asleep due to Daffy's tranquilizer dart. Daffy took Ms. C and you to Gnasty Gnorc's house. Can Cena and the H Bros. catch Daffy and send him to jail once and for all?

-D-

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And there you have it! I am very impressed by his grammar and spelling. I love that he even remembers to pop in apostrophes in places of Gs and such!

I have to write him back still, but I think it's hilarious! I will be writing him back tomorrow for sure! Apparently, he printed some "WANTED: DAFFY DUCK" signs and gave them to her. She gave me one to hang in my room. I will take a picture of it, and include it in the next Daffy Duck Saga.