More of the Daffy Duck Saga....

Remember my student, D, who writes me emails about the saga of Daffy Duck? If not, click here. If so, keep reading!

Here's the continuation!

D,

Wow, I must have been thirsty! I bet all that sugar gave me a lot of energy. I bet I also was pretty hungry, since all I did at the cookout and tea party was drink!

Another tranquilizer dart?! I have to start being more careful!

I looked up that Gnasty Gnorc character on the internet, and he looks pretty scary! I hope someone rescues me from his house very soon, and puts Daffy Duck in jail for good!

Ms. M

His response:

Ms. M,

That doggone duck named Daffy stole yo' Acura car, and took it fo' a joyride, and he also stole yo' credit card (Western Union), while you were asleep fo' 79 hours, and you were robbed of yo' house keys, yo' car keys, and he done drove off in yo' Acura! The H Bros. & John Cena got yo' car back, and they caught Daffy and took him to jail!

P.S., That Daffy Duck is behind bars again.

-D-

My response:

D,

I upgraded from a Pontiac to an Acura, and that mean duck stole it from me? That makes me pretty angry! And I get really mad when people steal my credit card, too! Someone did that a couple weeks ago, and bought a bunch of stuff at a Walmart in Cincinnati, Ohio! I got the money back, though. Once again, the H brothers and John Cena have saved the day and brought Daffy to justice! I hope he stays behind bars this time, but something tells me that sneaky jerk will get out and cause us more trouble! The H brothers and John Cena must get really tired of chasing him around and getting our stuff back!


Have a good weekend, and happy Valentine's Day!

~Ms. M

His response:


Ms. M,

Daffy Duck is still in jail, but a new guy named Sylvester the cat has been added to the mix. He landed a sneak-attack on Ms. C, and put her to sleep with a tranquilizer dart! Meanwhile, you and T & G H & John Cena had some Ore-Ida shoestring fries, some Buddy Squirrel Cheese Popcorn, and y'all had some McDonald's fries. Y'all had two orders of fries, and y'all had 4 drinks, including the Sprite, the Hi-C Orange drink, the Coca-Cola, and a 7-Up. Scorpion from Mortal Kombat was cookin' some meat loaf, some hash browns, some mashed potatoes, some bacon, and some turkey. Scorpion planned a tea party for you. The Hs & John Cena were invited as well. Ms. S had some trouble with Tom the Cat. Tom Cat broke all of the dishes, broke all of the plates, and he done stole Ms. C's Lexus! Now it's up to you, The H Bros. & John Cena to get Ms. C's car back. How will Ms. C react to Tom Cat stealinng her Lexus?

-Daniel-

Type your signature here

My response:

D,

I'm sorry I didn't respond to this right away- I thought I had done it already and was waiting for you to write me back!

Wow, this is the longest Daffy has ever been in jail, I think! I can't believe that Sylvester is using all of Daffy's old tricks! The Hs, John Cena and I sure did have a variety of snacks and drinks! Reading about all of that makes me hungry!

That was really nice of Scorpion to plan that tea party for me!

I would be really mad if I woke up from being shot with a tranquilizer dart, only to find that a cat had broken all of my dishes and plates and stole my Lexus! I am sure Ms. C is angry!


I am pretty sure that John Cena, the Hs and I will figure it out, though. Perhaps we can ask Scorpion for help!

Ms. M

His response:


Ms. M,

That cat named Sylvester had stolen Ms. C's paycheck, and he also stole Ms. C's Lexus, and he had Yosemite Sam doin' his dirty work, and Sylvester and Yosemite Sam had kidnapped Ms. C's pet dog named Poodles. Yosemite Sam & Sylvester the cat were on a kidnappin' spree, and they had bailed Daffy Duck out of jail! Plus, they done stole them Frosted Flakes that Ms. C done bought this mornin'. You and John Cena and the Hs had to spring into action to rescue Ms. C's pet dog named Poodles. Poodles was kidnapped and held hostage by Daffy Duck, Sylvester and Yosemite Sam. Ms. C was on the couch sleepin' fo' 13 minutes, and word on the street is that Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck & Sylvester done stole the doggone rent rent money, while they took it to their hideout, but you, John Cena & T & G H chased Daffy and his gang, then y'all rescued Poodles (Ms. C's pet dog), and took him to Ms. C's house, and y'all captured Daffy and Sylvester and Yosemite Sam, and y'all put them behind bars. Sylvester, Yosemite Sam & Daffy Duck were sentenced 20 years in jail. They were in jail fo' 20 years, and y'all done had some Cap'n Crunch fo' breakfast, and you, John Cena and the H Bros. went out to Mayfair Mall to go see The Pink Panther 2, and y'all went to Buddy Squirrel to get some cheese popcorn.

P.S., Do ya think Daffy anf his goons should be jailed for bank robbery? E-mail me back ASAP!

-D-

My response:

D,

Wow, I would be upset if someone stole my pet! I don't have a dog named Poodles, but I do have a cat named Refugio!

Thirteen minutes is not a very long nap! Ms. C must not have been very tired.

Thank goodness the Hs and John Cena are helping me rescue the dog and get the rent money, paycheck, and lexus and everything back! I don't know if I would be able to do it on my own!

I am not normally a huge fan of cheese popcorn. I prefer regular buttered popcorn, or caramel corn, like cracker jacks!

Yes, I definitely think that Daffy and his goons should be jailed! They can't just go around stealing things like that!

I wonder what will happen next!

Ms. M


D responded, but started a new email. This one's subject is "Daffy is at it again, Part III." Here it is!

Ms. M,

Sylvester the cat and Yosemite Sam snuck into yo' house while you were asleep on the couch fo' 29 hours, and they looked in yo' bag, then took yo' credit card (MasterCard), and they done used it to buy a big screen TV against yo' wishes! T & G H & John Cena were on the case. They were sent by the FBI to track down Sylvester & Yosemite Sam. Daffy Duck was in jail for back robbery, and he was sentenced 1 year in jail. Sylvester the cat kidnapped Refugio, and took him to his hideout. Yosemite Sam & Sylvester sprayed freeze gas at Refugio, and Refugio was frozen in ice! How will you react to Sylvester & Yosemite Sam doin' this to Refugio?

P.S., do you think the Huvens and John Cena will save Refugio and put Sylvester in jail?

-D-


And finally, my response that I just sent today:

D,

I can't believe that Sylvester and Yosemite Sam snuck into my house! I thought that these cartoon guys were supposed to be good guys most of the time?! How could anyone kidnap Refugio?! And freeze him in ice?! What am I going to do? He's like my son! =(

I hope that the Hs and John Cena save Refugio and punish the criminals! I will help them!

Ms. M

Well, That's it for now. Once I put the pictures on facebook, I will blog about my Spring Break. I really need to be keeping up with this blog better!

April Fool's Day!

Yeah, I know I am a little behind...

My students tried over and over to trick me, but to no avail! I am so proud of that this year!

Anyway...

Here's some amusing Shaq parodies, and a video tutorial on how to apply a subtle makeup look appropriate for runways or the doctor's office!

Shaq finds mysterious inscriptions on basketballs.

Shaq Attack 2012 - The end of the world!

And finally, the makeup artist tutorial by the queen of blending!

I know that lately I have been linking to other sites and such, rather than writing my own ridiculous adventures. I promise that will change soon.

I was just looking at my camera today, and noticed that the last time I uploaded pictures was before LL's birthday! Goodness!

Coming soon....