Anyway, to start, I want to share with you a few funnies that I found whilst randomly browsing blogs and other sites online.
First is a few selections from www.superpoop.com.
Yeah, I know. It sounds super mature.
Check 'em out!
I liked this one a lot. I think part of it is because one of my ex's moms was obsessed with that Terry whoever. You know. The Painter of Light.
That one is just pretty gangsta!
Ha, I liked this one, too....
As someone who celebrates crazy holidays (such as today, Limerick Day, which will probably turn to Leprechaun Day whilst I write, watch Can't Hardly Wait, & drink a Stoli Raz & Squirt or several with my roommate, especially since there is a chance I will be talked into going to Decibel or something), I thought that this one was especially amusing.
This one was amusing to me, because I could totally see several of my students posting a similar picture on MySpace!
I agree. I used MapQuest once to try to get to the damn Mall of America, and I ended up pretty much in the backyard of some suburban house or something.
As someone who used to have a crush on Arnold Schwarzenegger, that one cracked me up.
Ok, moving on....
What blog would be complete without a dose of Shaq?
My friend Sam sent me this link, which of course prompted me to add Shaq on facebook (I had been meaning to do so, but hadn't gotten around to it yet). I especially love the third video. So absurd!
Also, there is another blog I'd like to recommend.... If Shaq Were. It's a couple dudes, who, with the help of our Twitterean Brothers & Sisters, make up a bunch of "Shaqorisms," like "Kazaam, Steel & Blue Chips are part of a film genre called 'Shaqsploitation.'" Fun times, and fun with photoshop!
Ok. Giant black dudes aren't the only NBA players (or people, for that matter) who get my attention.
I have been in a foul mood for a few days, and, of course, turned to Shaq to cheer me up, via his Scrabble Commercial.
Some related videos came up, and a couple of them were hilarious commercials of Steve Nash. I don't think these were ever actually on tv, but I thought they were hilarious, and appreciated seeing another side of Mr. Nash that isn't as public.
The first one is here.
His sense of humor kind of reminds me of my own!
And the second one is here.
Finally, when I tweeted today about being in a foul mood one of my "followers" on twitter sent me this video of him singing what I believe is an original song to cheer me up. We'll just say that it DEFINITELY made me smile!
LAWD.
Ok, that's enough of me directing you all over the internet.
Time for my own stuff!
Alright... First, we will start with Spring break...
I quasi-recently became aquainted with Kristin, who is a Cush regular and fellow MPS teacher.
We've met out a few times, and taken a picture every time, which she posts always right away (so impressive, compared to me which posts like every two months, causing intensely long blogs!). Here are a few....
Yeah, she's kinda cupping my tata. It happens.
Anyway, since we both had Spring Break at the same time, we had planned to get together on a random afternoon at one of our apartments & turn up the heat & drink margaritas out of yard glasses & drunk dial our friends at work & have a wet tshirt contest and whatnot.
Never happened, but we did meet up a couple times....
Once, is here, at Jen's birthday party....
Eww. I look scary. I was faaaaded.
Fun times!
That's her BFF Alan, showing some love!
The next time we saw each other was after Spring break, but we were wearing similarly-colored dresses, so we took a pic together (they are all out of order, because they come from various sources!).
Like I said, the pictures are all kinds of out of order, so pardon that. I will do my best to make sense of it....
So lately, I have been going to Chicago OFTEN. Like, almost every weekend often.
The following two pictures were taken at Manor on a night when I was there with my friend, Carl, who I adore. The next picture might be one of my favorite pictures ever!
LOVE!
Those other two girls are friends of Carlington's (who is also known as DJ Sye Young) who were part of a bachelorette party that night.
Ok, on we go.
By some crazy stretch of luck, I got to see my friend Alleged like three weeks in a row, which was super exciting, so I HAD to take a picture! (Yeah, it was the same night as the first picture with Kristin).
Next, we have Jon (formerly known as "Jon the Barback"), who had written on his fingers and made a fake, creepy mustache, as shown below.
And, of course, I needed a Streetie kicks pic.
Ok. First Sunday of Spring break, Maj invites me to come over to her place for a couple drinks. I think "Hey, sure, sounds like a good idea to me!" And so I go. Absurdity ensues.
Maj and I end up overdoing it, and then we (and by we, I mean Maj, Spencer, Jamie, Jon, and I) go to "Jacked Up Sundays" at Kenadees, the premise of which being that drinks are half off, and come with a complimentary shot of Jack. Yes, what you are thinking is true. This is the worst/best idea ever.
We of couse ran into Sensual Amber, Erin, and several other of our friends.
Turns out, Jamie & Amber had similar hoodies, so we needed to take this awesome picture to show it off.
One thing of course led to another, and I ended up in Maj's bed, quite confused.
I was in the hurt box! I struggled ALL DAY, and couldn't keep down the Mango smoothie that Maj made me.
A note about Maj: It is highly likely that she is going to be moving into our office for the Summer.
Much like "Jacked Up Sundays," this is the worst/best idea ever. In much the same way that Danielle has me to be the devil on her shoulder, Maj is the devil on mine. This could only lead to trouble. Good times (and blogs) ahead!
So that was the Sunday of my break (Easter Sunday, actually).
Next up? Monday, baby.
LL and I ventured down to Chicago to check out Angels & Kings, where Paul and Carl were spinning, and then went to Stay, where Carl spun as well.
LL was unsure what type of outerwear to wear, and brought a poncho, which I teased her about, and she ditched it. BUT, this did not occur until I had the chance to take a picture at Carl & Eric's house!
On the way to AK, Carl put on a hideous pair of sunglasses LL had in her car, and I HAD to take a picture. How ridiculous does he look?
I didn't take any pictures at AK. I was too busy being overwhelmed by the incredible music, and with an amazing array of people to watch!
On to Stay...
Here's LL and I near the DJ booth. There are a lot of pictures at Stay in this blog, so get familiar with the layout, haha.
Of course, we wanted a pictue with Eric, but apparently, the whole idea of it bored him.
I was not very talented at the self-portrait croppage here... Oops!
Next, we finally got one! Yay!
That was Monday. Tuesday time!
One would think after such absurdity (and yes, I had gone out Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, consecutively at this point), that I would be ready to rest. Not so!
That particular Tuesday at Decibel, the guys decided to have a "High Five" party, and Shawn told everyone that he won the lottery (it is still not entirely clear to me whether this is fact or fiction!).
Here he is in his new lottery outfit with JC.
Next up is Casey, who I met the night that my credit card number got stolen & used at a walmart in Ohio, and I went to Potowatomi, and ended up with a mustard-colored coat getting dropped off at 830am with Spencer saying, "Ah the Majesty of a Cool Winter's Morn..."
Anyway, she was hammered and hilarious, as shown below.
This Tuesday of my Spring Break also happened to be the night that my favorite gay, Christian, and I decided that the two of us should be on a reality show entitled "As the Ass Turns." Here he is with Jamie!
Which brings us back to Casey and Shawn.... Haha!
Wednesday, we thought we'd take advantage of my not having to be in School, so we met JJ, Drew, and Richter at Wicked Hop, where Nate was working. LL and I must've been pretty hungry.....
Then, I took the next couple days off and didn't go out. I did, however, go with Streetz to get new needles after he left his at Manor the night before. It was, as always, an adventure. Streetz wasn't feeling well, and apparently got the hottest tea ever made to make it better. It was so hot that he had to hold the cup very absurdly, and of course, I needed a picture of it.
I think I actually took the whole weekend off. Didn't go out again until the following Thursday. LL and I went to dinner, then to Cush, then to Decibel, where Maj was working and about to get cut. LL was tired, so we went home. Then Maj got cut from Decibel, and decided to call me & for us to go to Suite.
Here we are with Rich!
If you have been reading my blogs for a while, you know that Rich and I have an obsession with a guy named Mo, who looks like Elvis Crespo, and that we've been fighting about who gets more pictures with him, and all types of absurdity.
Well, prepare yourself for a legend:
Me, Rich, and Elvis Crespo! Ok, it's Mo and not the real Elvis Crespo, but still!
What makes it even better is that Rich put on Suavemente, & it was playing while we took the picture! YES!
That Friday, Jen and I go out, and she starts telling JJ a story about how she tried to assassinate someone...
Before I go on, I should probably explain that the people in the Service Industry here in Milwaukee are taking part in a contest called the Milwaukee Water Assassins, which basically involves grown adults shooting each other with squirt guns. There are all kinds of crazy rules, and I helped Jen kill her first target! Yay!
Anyway, here's JJ's confused face as she tells the story. I imagine that you may be making the same face as well, as a result of my brief description of the Milwaukee Water Assassins!
Later, Jen and I shared a water. This picture is funnier than you know, because of a different story that is not going to be blogged!
And, as to be expected, another Streetie Kicks Pic!
That night was a treat - both Streetie and Paul were spinning! Here's Paul & I....
Silly!
The following Wednesday (yeah, this is a big string of going out all the time, lawd!), Jen and Jamie called and sent me texts (respectively, as Jen avoids sending/receiving texts like it is the plague) inviting me to go to the Bottle.
One thing led to another, which led to bar dice. Trouble! Maj met us out. More trouble!
She didn't drink THAT much, because she had a lot the night before, with Demetri & I, and wound up having him take her to McDonald's, where she ordered a big mac and FORTY chicken McNuggets. That's a lot for a girl who is like half my size!
Anyway, from the Bottle, we went to Kenadee's. Here are a couple pictures from that.
After leaving Kenadee's, we tried to go to Oakland Gyro's, but they were closed.
Next, we tried Jalisco's, but they told us they were takeout only (lame).
Then, of course, we ended up at Ma Fischer's (duh), where the staff knows Maj well, and brought her a bowl of condiments to compliment her late-night meal. She obviously needed all these!
Fast forward to Friday... Went out with Jen again, and tried (unsuccessfully) to make a kill.
We ran into Erin, who demanded a photoshoot on the spot (this is normal).
So here's our normal faces....
Here are our kissy faces....
I guess these are just silly faces?
And of course, our Amber faces (she loved our tribute).
Murat was there, and we love him, so we took a picture. I thought Erin and I were on the same page. Guess not!
There. That's better!
It was either Jon or Shawn that I asked to take the picture. They took the first one, no problem, but when I asked for a re-do to get Erin and I both kissing Murat at the same time, they hijacked the camera and took some ridiculous shots of each other.
For your viewing pleasure....
Fun times!
The following adventure was to go to Chicago with Jamie and Maj for Carl's 28th birthday party. It was $35 open bar (excluding shots - and we should've just asked for glasses of Jam-o, haha), from 9-12, which was just out of hand.
But, before we went out, we hung out at Carl & Eric's place, which involved some video game playing, some of which occured while Carl wore my nipple covers. Ha!
Jamie had never been out in Chicago, so we had to capture a picture of her first drink!
Streetz spun for a bit at the party, so we got to take the first picture of me in his shoes ever outside of Decibel!
Next, Maj, Carl, Jamie, me, and Jimmy (who is moving to Chicago) had to do a birfday shot with Carl (of course) of Jamo!
And I obviously needed a picture of us together....
Carl was SO FUNNY when he got on the microphone. How could I expect anything less from the man who announces us when we get to Decibel, and sings "Friends in Low Places" at the end of the night on the microphone?
He got up on the speaker, and asked EVER SO POLITELY (seriously, he said please like fifty times) for everyone to gather round for his favorite "artistiz," the RichKiddz, who performed live.
Then, suddenly, a birthday cake appeared!
This is where things get a lil fuzzy...
I don't know why he had a penis on his head, for example.
Also, it kinda seems like this girl I don't know is lifting me up or something.
We might have to let pictures speak for themselves for a bit.
Well, here come Jamie's anyway.
Here are she and I with Jimmy.....
Here's Jamie with Carlington....
Here's a CUTE picture of the three of us. You know, one that is taken before I STRUGGLE!
Jamie, Jimmy, and I again. I look kinda creepy!
If the first picture of the Maj, Jamie and I wasn't good enough, fine. Fine! Here's a second. But believe me when I say that it should've stopped there!
I hope that it is cake that is on my face below, that Eric is about to lick. Whaaaaaaat?!
Aww, Eric (also known as DJ Jem) and Jamie!
And here I am, with Maj & Jamie, struggling *just a little.*
Next is Jamie & Maj. By the way, this is now taking place at Level, which I don't recall. At all.
Jamie & Jimmy at level....
Dustin was there, too! Nice face, Dustin....
Ok, seriously?! Did this next picture REALLY ever need to be taken? Something tells me no.
I look really with it. Lawd. What's worse is that Maj made it her profile picture on facebook. Bitch!
It's ok. My revenge is below.
Next, we have CL Carlington!
Here's me, Maj, Jamie, Carl, & Jimmy in VIP, where we got two bottles of Goose that we didn't need at all. Lawd.
Maj & Jamie... (I don't know why this is underlined and bold)
Another one of us three girls... I think Maj's face says it all.
Eric looks pretty bad ass.
Maj, Jamie, & Jimmy. Gotta love how the pictures just keep going and going and going.... Haha.
Jamie & Eric....
Maj in Carl's hat... I, too, enjoy wearing Carl's hats!
Here's Maj & Carl (again, don't know what's up with the underlining!) I also don't know what's up with the coloration!
Next is Jamie with one of Carl's friends, whose real first name is Larry, whose DJ name is McFly, and who will always be "McFlurry," to us. (Sorry, McFlurry. It stuck.)
Clearly, fun is being had!
Finally, revenge! We definitely struggled the next day. In fact, the other night, I tweeted a quote that a friend who was there (but not pictured), who said "Everyone that was at that party needs a 12-step program." He might be right!
Here is Maj in the back seat of my car, on the way home!
Moving on to one week ago today, which was 5 de Mayo. Beach-themed party at Decibel!
JJ, Shawn, and Steve!
Danielle had finished grad school the previous day, so she came out! Of course, Sensual Amber and Erin were out too, so we needed a group shot!
This turned into a photo shoot that Danielle stepped out of....
Fish face!
This, according to JJ, is our "blowjob face," but I couldn't stop laughing!
Sad faces!
Demetri had on some fly stunna shades....
And here he is with an excellent purse, and Marcellus!
And Natron was wearing an incredible sombrero (Spence was, too, but I didn't take a picture - sad!) with an umbrella on the top, so I had to capture it!
They were saying that they were going to light said sombreros on fire, but it did not happen....
Next, of course, is Christian, who had found a party flyer with a very unsavory-looking character on it. His quote was "If you are going to promote something, do not use a person who looks like THIS."
And, since it was Cinco de Mayo, I absolutely had to take a picture of my favorite Mexican!
Finally, this past Friday, we went to dinner at Trocadero, then to Bayou for a drink. Here's a picture of Danielle, LL, Rob, and I.
I don't remember what exactly was going on, but Rob and I apparently looked cute, so LL took a picture of it.
For whatever reason, I didn't take any more pictures that night, although LL & I went to Decibel.
The next day/night, I went down to Chicago, hung out with friends and my sister, then went to dinner & Jersey Boys for my sister's sweet 16 celebration, after which I went out with Carl again! There will be pictures of that coming, soon!
Alright. I am exhausted, and frankly, I am sick of writing!
Enjoy, and I will be back soon with sneaky vulture tricks volume four!
