Things You Can Only Say on Thanksgiving!

I got this in an email from my friend, Prince Matt Hernal, and thought I'd share it! Enjoy, and Happy Thanksgiving!

While it seems absurd to celebrate the awful things Europeans did to Native Amercians (I am both, talk about inner turmoil!), I love food, am thankful for a lot of things, and celebrate everything, so of course I'm down!

Here are things that are appropriate dinner lines for Thanksgiving:

1) Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) It's Cool Whip time!
4) If I don't unzip my pants, I'll burst!
5) That's one terrific spread!
6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!
7) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10) Don't play with your meat!
11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!
12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you put it in?
16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!