Sunday, January 24, 2010

R.I.P. LoveShaq and 2009!

Ok, so I have no idea why this is bold and underlined, but I tried to make it stop, and it wouldn't, so please deal with it!

Anyway, I am caught up on grading, and I bought a car, so I feel like I can blog without feeling like I am shirking responsibility. One would disagree if he or she saw the condition of my bedroom currently, however.

Anyway, (Ooh, now italics? WTF!?) Here is a picture from my last shoot, which was actually last Sunday, with David Birdsong, who takes amazing pictures (of me and others) and came from Michigan to do a workshop.


I really like this picture. I look angelic in it, which is pretty natural for me (save your comments, jerks!). David says he thinks it is his favorite picture of me so far that he's taken, but I think that's just because he's reflected in my eyeballs! =P

In the midst of being a model, I also did makeup on two other models (which was probably the real reason I was called to the shoot, but whatever!), Kati and Andrea. Kati is the blonde in the next few pictures, who came with David from Michigan.

(P.S. Yay for normal font! I was hoping that'd happen!).




The other model that was there was Andrea, who is from Milwaukee.








As you can see from the pictures, both girls are gorgeous, but what you can't see from the pictures is that they were both super friendly and a treat to work with. I love when the models aren't vapid and vain! Makes my job much easier!

The next shot is my favorite from a shoot with Gib that was taken in SERIOUSLY freezing weather. Gib even made me do a snow angel! Those pictures are goofy... This is the first edit, and I will post more here once I have them.


I love this picture. The setting looks surreal and beautiful, and I look like I am having some sort of special, spiritual moment, rather than what I was actually doing, which was likely closing my eyes from the bitter cold and trying to be a trooper and not complain too much about the hypothermia that was attacking me!

I also like it, because that is pretty much how I look every day, which is nice to have pictures of sometimes.

It is also nice, however, that sometimes modeling takes me into a complete world of make-believe, and I get to play the role of something foreign...

For example, I recently worked with Rod McGee of Chicago Imaging Solutions on a project he calls "Glamour Puss, where I was actually supposed to be an incredibly rich, stuck up chick... The hair and makeup took forever (it was done by Celestine McGee), and included TWO wigs and two HUGE sets of false eyelashes... Here are the first four edits.






Allllriiiiiiight. Back to the other part of my life!

I don't know when exactly this was, but I would venture to guess that it was a random Saturday night out... During which I ran into Vitucci and took a couple pictures! Always love running into Vitucci, but it often turns into TROUBLE, like when I left my entire purse at Jo Cat's!



Apparently, Vitucci wasn't really ready for the first one!



Much better!



Classic...

Anyway, more random....

Here's a picture of Jack Roman with some chick that he and Maj thought should go on Mockwaukee.




I am too lazy to send it, though!

Ok, for the next picture, there is a bit of back story necessary.

On Halloween at Decibel, Danielle and I were doing the standard - taking it all in, enjoying each other's company, and laughing while I made fun of people.

We were in the corner by Spree, when she suddenly asked me if the guy behind me looked familiar.

I turned around, and sure enough, he did! It was Tommy Brice from the Marquette Basketball team! (That site was the first I could find, although it seems out of date, because it doesn't have all the right stats!) Anyway, in true Mandelicious fashion, I walked up to him (was a little tipsy, but not bad at all!), and said "You're Tommy Brice!" (very profound. I should've asked him to sit down before I dropped a bomb on him like that!).

Anyway, we talked for just a few minutes about nothing, then I left him alone. I didn't know him, obviously, just knew of him, and he was with some chick, and I didn't want her to be uncomfortable, so I went back by Danielle and went on with my night.

I had threatened to tell him about the time when we were sitting in front of his family at one of the Marquette games (we always sat in front of his fam), and someone threw a shirt out into the crowd and Danielle and Tommy's sister (who had her baby strapped to her!) caught it at the same time and Danielle felt super guilty about it, but I was just teasing her.

Anyway, Tommy and I didn't talk any more that night, but a few days later, he sent me a friend request on facebook with a message. We wrote back and forth a little bit, but for some reason, my last message to him didn't go through... I had tried to give him my number, but it didn't go through!

A month later, we were randomly both on facebook chat, and ended up exchanging numbers... Which led to lots of texting (and flirting!) and an eventual first date at Starbuck's, which was fun.

During some of this, he told me that there was a picture from the night that we met, and that I was in it! I told him that he should tag me in it on facebook, and here's the result!




Lawd! How ridiculous! He is wearing a Jabbawockee mask, and I am on TV. Absurd... But I wouldn't have it any other way.

Anyway, date one at Starbuck's was fun (but he thought it was difficult, because all of his good stories were so "college," like finding a free couch or getting extra toppings on his pizza, while mine were... well.... You read my blogs... They involve getting drunk and waking up in Denver and other such things, and he felt like he couldn't compete, and he was apparently worried that everyone in Starbuck's could hear me start off a large percentage of my sentences with "I was sooo drunk and..." haha). Also, on this date, he asked me not to call him "Tommy," as only his basketball team, family, and people he doesn't know call him that. He says he is trying to be an adult, and go by Tom. Clearly, I am having none of it.

He also told a story about working with kids for a clinical, in which a kid kept calling him "Dominic." I made a decision right there that I was going to use that as my tool to avoid calling him "Tom."

The way I did this was by introducing him to my friends as "Dominic." After introducing him to about thirty or forty people this way (with him having various reactions, such as telling them I am a liar, just shakng hands and accepting being called Dominic, and just not acknowledging it at all), we came to a compromise. I can call him "Tommy," but I will introduce him to everyone as "Tom."

A lot of people still think his name is "Dominic" or "Dom," though, and I consider that a personal victory for me! =D

Date two was at Fratello's (where he charmed me with magic tricks and drawings of ninja turtles) , then Jackalope Lounj (Jackalounj?), then the Bomb Shelter for the Alcoholmanac release party (Dustin from Bomb Shelter was the featured bartender, so we had to go say hi!), to Decibel. We saw each other in between, and he was wearing a RIDICULOUS outfit, as he had just come from an ugly sweater party complete with a Christmas turtleneck, absurd V-neck sweater over it and TINY santa hat)! There was a picture taken that night, but I haven't seen it yet!

Here are a couple pictures of us at the Bomb Shelter, where there was a Johnny Cash cover band!




The very next night, one of my favorite DJs, Rick Rude, was at 720. I spent some time in the DJ booth, and I seriously thought I was going to die, because it was so amazing! Here we are after bar close.



Next up is the Decibel Christmas Party. Here's a picture of Josh, doing a really weird pose... Not that weird for Josh, though, I suppose!



The next day, good ol' Mo (who looks like Elvis Crespo) was going to be going back to Dubai, so we took a bunch of pictures! He was WASTED!





The following Saturday was TJ's birthday, which we celebrated at Moe's and Decibel. This is some of the group, after the service industry people left.



(L to R: Hayley, TJ's friend that I don't remember his name, but he was very nice and bought ALL of us dinner!, TJ, Elliot, me, Suzi, and Shawn).

In between Moe's and Decibel, I stopped at Suite and Buckhead, and basically stole my cousin from a bachelorette party! Here we are!



Isn't she gorgeous?

She was somehow given a giant camera, so I took a picture with it. She said she felt like a tourist, so I suggested that she put up a peace sign!



The next morning, I drove down to meet Tommy, Cari, and Matt at the Museum of Science and Industry for the Christmas Around the World exhibit and to see the smart house. Well, this did not go so well, as I got into a car accident and killed WBAM aka the LoveShaq!



Yikes! I wasn't hurt much - just a airbag burn on my hand, a cut in the middle of my forehead (I don't know from what!), and a bruise from my seatbelt. My neck and shoulders/back were a little sore for a while, but apparently there are benefits to dating a physical therapist! (AMAZING massages! Be jealous!).

Needless to say, the museum never happened, and Cari and Matt picked me up from the side of the road and took me to the emergency room, and then home, to do fun things like eat pizza and watch movies (I finally saw "The Hangover" - I was probably the last person in the United States to do that, haha, oops!) and play Super Mario 2! After that night, the next day, Tommy came to Cari and Matt's and picked me up.

This led to meeting his ENTIRE FAMILY right away! His sisters were in town, and they have husbands and babies, so I met all of them (They were so cute and nice - all of them!) and met his mom and Dad!

While we were all hanging out at his sister's house, he asked his sister (who has an iPhone, too) if she has the "Bump" application, because he wanted to see it in action, as I have it as well. When I got it, Spencer helped set up my profile, including picking out my profile picture.

For those of you unfamiliar with the bump application, it enables two users to exchange information by basically pounding fists. Well, you can choose what aspects of your profile are exchanged. So, I decided to just exchange all of my information except my picture.

APPARENTLY, this does not mean that the picture is not seen, just that the other user doesn't get to keep it on his/her phone. I discovered this when Tommy said "THAT is your picture on there?!" and I felt instant embarssment. THIS is the picture that his sister saw! LAWD! She tried to be cordial about it... "Oh, I like it!" but I felt pretty embarrassed nonetheless.

Since I was stranded with no car, I ended up spending the night at Tommy's parents' house. This is where it starts to get amusing.

After finals and Tommy went home, he was telling me that he never sleeps in his room when he's at home, because it creeps him out.

Why, you ask?

Apparently, his mom set up a shrine to him after he became a part of the Marquette basketball team.

It was not long after I met his fam that I got to see it for myself - the Tommy Brice museum!

He was not exaggerating! Let's take a look....



The poster on the left is literally four feet tall. On the right, you can see a bookcase with pictures and an enlarged copy of his basketball card. Here's a closer look.



He CLAIMS that he's never read the Twilight books, but I am not so sure!

Here's another wall with more posters... I have the bottom two!



On the same wall....



I feel that it is important to note the "Everybody Loves Me" pillow with pictures ONLY of Tommy, and the "Grins & Giggles" lotion next to it (which he claims is from his sisters' babies - riiiiight - haha). The pillow can record a message, and if it has not been changed, it says "Hi, Mandie!" Haha.

Here's the bed in which I slept, with another poster and one of his jerseys!



In the middle of the night, I got cold and put on my Badger sweatshirt... I was a little nervous putting it on in such heavily-MU territory. I was worried that all of the Tommy Brice eyes in the posters were going to light up (they are a really cool hazel - kinda gold and green, which would lend itself well to a creepy lighting up, kinda like MJ in thriller!).

Apparently, there had previously been a sign hanging on the door (courtesy of his awesome sisters) as well as some headphones, that said "Tommy Brice Museum" and had the hours of operations and "Audio Tours Available" written on it, but Mrs. Brice took it down. The theory behind this is that she didn't want Tommy to get embarassed by the sign, as though that was the embarassing part! hahaha. Too funny!

After that, we came back up to Milwaukee, because Tommy was moving out of his apartment here, and had been making many failed attempts to pack his belongings and move out (I may or may not have been a distracting factor here)!

During this time, we spent a TON of time together, and it was awesome. I was recovering from my accident, off school, and lacking a car (he helped me out a ton with this), and he was on break from school as well, so we didn't have many other obligations. We got to do nice, chill, relaxing things (like him experiencing "Coming to America" for the first time, while eating pizza from Pizza Man (sad!) (P.S. I don't know why the first news article that came up on that was L.A. Times!) to all out crazy party times... Like New Year's Eve!

Of course, New Year's Eve this year was celebrated at Decibel, and I was very excited to have a date and someone to kiss at midnight this time! I felt a little ridiculous to have it with a bandage on my forehead, but I think we still looked fly.

Right away when we got there, we ran into Dave, who took these pictures with us... In the first, he looks kinda hammered, so we re-did it.





That first one became Tommy's profile picture, once we cropped it. =D



I would love this SO MUCH if I didn't have that damn bandage!

Because I wanted to make sure we got the picture (and didn't know if I would be able to get the other from Dave), I had Dave take a picture of just the two of us with my camera.



Next, we went out into Deep Bar so we could take a picture in front of the press wall.



We saw Mia in deepbar, with one of her friends....




For some reason (i.e. Tommy's idea), we tried to take a picture making tough faces. I was having quite the difficult time not smiling!



Love that my bruise on my chest from the seatbelt is so evident! Eww! It looks so gross!

Next, we took a cute picture of our feet! Love it!



(Although, I would love it more if the floor wasn't dirty, and if I wasn't sliding down in my shoes!).

Of course, I saw my favorite gay, Christian, and was happy for that!



Shortly after seeing Christian, we ran into a couple of Tommy's former teammates....



From L to R: Me, Tommy, Maurice Acker and David Cubillan.

Usually at Decibel, I do not dance, nor do I kiss people, but I made some serious exceptions for Tommy. Turns out, the boy can dance! I LOVED dancing with him. I have never danced with a guy and felt like he was showing me up before! I am seriously going to have to step my game up in this category. It was so much fun, and I look forward to more!

Of course, I had to take a picture of Carlington spining! This was sometime around three or four in the morning!



Later on, we thought we would take another picture together, even though we (and by that, I mean "me") definitely show signs of having been drinking for a very long time!



Gotta love the guy over my shoulder with the "stupid" shirt on and absolutely ridiculous expression on his face! Priceless!

Also, I love how my hair managed to stay curly all night long! Oh, wait.... Bru-tal!

It is also important to note that what is going on on my forehead is NOT a lip print! It is my little steri-strip bandages from my head wound! They were white, but since I still tried to put makeup on around them for the five days between the accident (no, not the night of! I am not that hardcore about wearing makeup!) and NYE, makeup got on them, which I think helped to make the bandage blend in a bit, which was bittersweet... It is less noticeable, but also more questionable as to what in hell is going on on my forehead!

Next up is a picture of my Sunday BFF Favio and I!



Here's an awesome picture of Rich! Haha.



This should TOTALLY be on this website!

The next day, of course, Tommy and I slept all day... We had partied until somewhere around nine or ten am. It was a really great moment when we left Ma Fischer's and walked past my gym, where people were working out and laughing at us walking past - Tommy complete in his vest and tie, me in my dress and heels, and some random coat whose origin is a complete mystery. We've been calling it Steve's coat, but truly have no idea where I got it.

The following day, Tommy and I went to hang out with some of his friends in Rockford. This was awesome, because previously, we had been mostly hanging out with my friends, so I was really excited to meet more of his friends and spend time with them.

It was such a great night!. First, we played beer pong, and since I am not a beer drinker, Tommy drank my beer. This would end up with Tommy being super drunk, which was funny because in all of our previous situations, I was the drunker of the two of us. Not this time!

One thing, however, that I was self-conscious of that night was that I was WAY more entertained by Tommy than his friends were... For example, he made a comment about a song "Wouldn't it be weird if everyone really did evacuate the dance floor?" and I thought it was really funny (partially because of my love for SnacksAndShit), but no one else laughed! I was concerned that his friends were going to think that I was one of those dumb girls that just laugh at everything that the boy I like says, but that seriously wasn't the case! I am just genuinely amused by dorky commentary like that!

Anyway, after beer pong, we took a cab to a ridiculous Rockford bar called "Cousin's," which I am pretty sure it wished it was Brother's. The cab driver was someone I definitely wished I had taken a picture of on the sly - he reminded me of Kenny Powers! He was talking about all the fights he got in in high school, and all kinds of random stuff.

While out at Cousin's, we played darts. Those who have seen me play darts know that I have a bit of a kick every time I shoot. Well, I was worried about kicking an older (like 50ish) man who was standing near me, so I tapped him on the shoulder and warned him that if he didn't move, he would get kicked.

He responded "You can kick me anytime."

Whaaaaat?!

What a weird thing to say! Tommy heard him, and he and his friend started cracking up! Tommy just looked at him and said "Really?!" Haha.

Too funny.

After bar time, we went back to Tommy's friend's house, made pizzas, and asked each other "Would You Rather" questions, which is amazing, because I send out a WYR question every Wednesday, and one of Tommy's friends told me that night, "Mandie, you are dating the King of Would You Rathers!" So much fun!

Things wound down shortly after that, and we all kinda passed out watching "The Hangover," and went off to bed.

One of my favorite parts of the night was a drunken conversation between Tommy and I...

Tommy: You are very very very very very very very very very, and I don't say "very" very often...
Me: Was there going to be something at the end of that?
Tommy: Oh.... pretty.

Hahaha. I love drunk people.

The next day, we were all back in MKE, and we went to the Marquette game together. It was nice to sit in the good seats again!

That night, we went out again with his friends, and met up with a few of my friends. One thing that I thought was awesome, that I thought said a lot about Tommy and his friends, is that they knew that I am a fan of Decibel and going out to clubs more, so they thought that they would kinda compromise with me and that we would go to Buckhead, which is kind of a club and bar at the same time! Granted, they were very misguided, as I really don't enjoy Buckhead, but it's the thought that counts, and it was very sweet!

I talked them out of that, because it just so happened that both the Prince and Curti were at Trinity, which is a place they normally went anyway, so that's where we went!

Here's a picture of Tommy and I there...



I also was able to meet Curti's girlfriend, Danielle, who was AWESOME. I should have expected this, knowing it was Curti (who is awesome)'s girlfriend, but I was still very pleased with the whole thing!

Here's the lovely Danielle!



Here are Curti and I! It had been SEVERELY way too long since I had seen this man, and even though it has only been a few weeks, we are broaching on way too long again! Curti, we need to rectify!



It's kinda weird that I look like I'm nekkid, but whatever!

Curti and Danielle asked me to take a picture of them, so I did, and they kissed! Sneaky!



Here, I took another, sans smooch!



Awww.

When I came back from hanging with Curti and Danielle, Eric (below on the left) had bought some kind of shot combo, which is a shot of vodka, a shot of tequila, a shot of rum, and a shot of something else... whiskey? I don't know. Anyway, here they are...



As I said, Eric is on the front left, and Cody is behind him/on the right.

And here are the boys... Eric, Cody's arm, Jay, and Tommy!



One thing that I had previously not mentioned in here was that Tommy is finishing his Doctorate in Physical Therapy at Marquette. Part of this is a series of clinicals, and he was to be leaving for his clinical in Phoenix, working with the Milwaukee Brewers, on January 6th, which was pretty awkward time for us, as it was very shortly after we had started dating.

Obviously, no one really wants to be in a long distance relationship, especially in a relationship that was so new. We were really avoiding talking about him leaving for a while, and had ultimately decided that we were going to play it by ear and just go with the flow.

Well, after the second night of hanging out with his friends, we walked out of his friend Cody's apartment, and the first thing he said to me when we got into the hallway was "I wanna be your boyfriend. Can I?" And I told him that he should ask me again the next day, when he was sober.

When we got home, we talked about it some more when we were laying in bed. He told me that he loved watching me interact and have fun with his friends, and that he felt like we had gotten to the point where it would be stupid to potentially let each other go.

Once again, I told him to ask me in the morning, when he was completely sober.

The next morning, we woke up, and the first thing he said was "Can I please be your boyfriend now?" and I seriously couldn't resist. I knew I was going to say yes anyway, but that was so cute! (Actually, I pretty much knew we would be together before he left quite a while before this happened! I had a feeling that it would get to the point where no other alternative seemed reasonable.) So that's how it happened! January third, 2010...

Later on that day, after a lot of laziness, we went down to Racine, and he met my grandparents, and my dad, stepmom, sister and brothers. I am sure this was overwhelming, especially since my stepmom is pretty well-known for all of her questions! My sister was SO HILARIOUS and kept apologizing for Jennifer's questions! I got my dad's car to borrow for the week, which was super helpful. And my dad & stepmom couldn't resist the whole "Let's show embarassing home videos of Mandie as a child" temptation, which was odd because they hadn't done that so quickly before with any of the guys I'd brought home! Perhaps they were in withdrawal or something because it had been such a long time!

Shortly after that was Tone's birthday.

As predicted, this was out of control (although not quite as bad as the celebration of my birthday with him!)! Here I am with the birthday boy!



And here I am with my BFF, who was BEYOND awesome with helping me in my car search. He's the best! I am kinda shocked we didn't call his mom, Irene, and talk to her at bar time on this night- haha.



Here I am with my "big brother" Scott Sloan, and my BFF Demetri!



Hmm, I wonder why Demetri gets scared whenever facebook sends him the email that I have tagged him in pictures! hahaha. I even named an album after this phobia of his!



And, here's one last picture of Tommy and I at the end of the night! Note: Tommy is wearing "Steve's coat!"



The rest of the night ended up being pretty ridiculous - including, but not limited to Scott Sloan eating a ridiculous assemblage of food (pretty normal for him!), Tommy eating someone else's stir fry and giving the fork to the door guy, and a very detailed "how-to" on how to put water into the fridge so that it is nice and cold in the morning when you wake up thirsty!

Well, like I said, I was going to go through a facebook album at a time, and this was the end of that one...

Next up on the blogging agenda? Halloween! Oh man, this order is all a mess!

And as for this story... To be continued, as always!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

It's pretty cool when my best friends get married to each other!

Alright... Back in business! Hopefully I will also be able to bang out a few posts during Winter break, which starts for me next week.

Anyway, here are a couple pictures from a few shoots ago, which was with ____. ____ was the makeup artist.

There are more from the same day, but a different photographer, but they are secret until my Mac Chic of the Month feature comes out, which will not be until after my website is done, which will hopefully be soon! I have also done several shoots (both as model and as makeup artist, but I am going to save them for the next blog. =)



Anyway, these pictures are pretty different from anything else that is in my portfolio, so that's fun!








Don't I look kinda evil? I think the next one is my favorite of this set.



This last one is another where I think I look kinda mean. I like the gritty feel on the last two - like I said, different from my port!



Alright, moving back to this Summer....


As maid of honor, it was my responsibility to plan the shower and bachelorette party. Fortunately, I had help! That is a lot of responsibility (especially since I am not a real adult) and it was a challenge to plan remotely, but we did it!


During the shower, which was held at Cari's parents' house in Warrenville, I gave my camera to Collette, one of the bridesmaids. Since it was on a screened-in patio, there was no flash, and we didn't realize that she literally took about two hundred pictures at Cari's shower! So, of course, I did not put all of them on here, just the funniest of the bunch, or those that are necessary to the details of the story (for the most part).

This first picture is pretty much my view of the bridal shower when I kinda looked left. Guests who were also attending the bachelorette party were encouraged to wear fuschia (and the bridal party got matching tanks). I wish I was some kind of awesome person who remembered everyone's name from this picture, but alas, it was in July, and apparently I suck at life! =P





These shots together sort of give you a panoramic view of the shower, as I basically just picked up where I left off and took another picture. Bri, on the far right, was in the wedding party as well (as you will see) but had a wedding to attend, and had to skip out on the bachelorette party. She and I were trouble.





The game we played at the shower was that we each brought Cari a pair of underwear, and wrapped them without labeling them. It was Cari's job to determine who brought each pair, based upon what type we bought her.


Collette forgot, and at the last minute, brought her a brand new pair of HER DAUGHTER's undies! Here's Cari with them!




Cari seems like the Dora the Explorer type anyway, right? P.S. That last picture is kinda an awkward closeup of my boob. Sorry!

Of course, the next natural thing to do was to make Cari pose with Charley's underwear on her head, and all of the rest of the undies she acquired that day. Who said bridal showers weren't fun?




Here is where the camera was handed off to Collette....









I felt kinda bad that Mrs. Gresh was there, because I kept making fairly inappropriate comments, and I am pretty sure that I made her a little uncomfortable, but if it is any consolation, I felt kinda awkward making the comments, since they pretained to Matt, and I just don't want to think about it. Enough, ok!?!


I would further drunkenly (ok, that is a definite exaggeration - tipsy at best) babble and make awkward remarks on the way back to Cari's parents' house on the way home from the rehearsal dinner. Mr. Gresh was VERY entertained when I called someone a douchebag.


I don't know what is making us laugh so hard in this next one, but we look like we're having fun, no?




Another one of my jobs at Cari's showers (I went to one Matt's family threw, too) was to make a note of what everyone bought her, so that she could write detailed thank-you notes. Obviously, I took this as an opportunity to write ridiculous comments on the paper.

I don't know what it was that made her make this face, but I am very amused by it, so here it is!



Have you ever in your life seen someone so confused by lingerie?




I had Tia make Cari something special and one-of-a-kind, and here is Cari opening the panties for it!




Sarah caught on pretty quickly to my ridiculous remark writing (say that a few times fast!) and soon was peeping the list and randomly laughing out loud, which got us weird looks, so I ended up having to explain what I was doing, assure people that I wasn't making fun of anyone (for once!), and ended up reading the whole thing to everyone!




I doubt that the conversation that was taking place when the next picture was taken is what it looks like, but it is damn funny either way!!!! (especially if you know Sarah!)




More lingerie, fun times!




Because I don't really think I would like a stripper at my festivities, should they ever occur, I didn't want to have a stripper show up at her mom's house. However, since I have somehow (definitely unjustly!) been given some type of reputation as Cari's crazy friend, I had to do SOMETHING! Fortunately for me, when I was shopping for pirzes for my students at the dollar store, I came across a few things that I couldn't pass up, and one of them was for Cari's party. It was a "Grow-A-Stripper." He was about one inch tall, and and if you put him in water, he supposedly would grow to a much larger stripper! We named him Tony, and here he is with Cari!




I had seriously bought this little dude (as well as a Grow-A-Boyfriend for me and a Grow-A-Husband for LL, neither of whom have been grown yet... maybe soon? - Note: At the time this was written, I was single... Not so much anymore! I will explain that in the next blog, too!) like six months in advance, and was mad proud that I didn't lose him or forget him when I went down for the shower.

Tony wasn't all that heavily remembered, however, as we forgot him in a mason jar in the limo. Oops!

Speaking of limo, once the shower was over, the limo came to pick us up.

We were told it was open bar. Apparently to this dude, open bar meant a couple coolers of beer, and some carafes with either "V" or "S" and a pretty random selection of sodas. OooooK! Perhaps he thought he was going to be driving a bachelor(ette) party of dudes? It was weird.

Anyway, always ready to get the party started, I decided that I'd have an S & 7, because I figured that V would be more popular, and I didn't want to hog it.

Here's Kate pouring!




She was an incredible bartender. And I got the opportunity to sing "I love scotch... Scotchy scotchy scotch...."

Our first stop in the limo was to see the interactive Tony & Tina's wedding. I am not really a musical or theatre person, but this was quite fun and entertaining, and I thought it was perfect for Cari (who is very much a musical/theatre person!).


Here's Cari talking to one of the cast members (I think the grandmother of the bride?) in the bar before the show.




After the ceremony (which was in a church and hilarious), we were seated, and Collette was ready to cut some rug!




Then the creepy, skeezy groom's dad came over and hit on Cari and made her dance with him...




Gotta love Tulin's face in that one! Hahaha.

Here they are back at the table....




Cari was then instructed to find a replacement dance partner for her, and I think we know who the natural choice was. LAWD!




While we were dancing, he asked me if I liked to dance, then told me that he had an amateur night at his club, and that I should stop by. I am not a stripper! Haha.


While we were waiting for our turn to go through the buffet line, the craziest of the three crazy bridesmaids came over to ask Cari (and me because I was sitting next to her, although by no means qualified to advise on this topic) how she got Matt to marry her, and for ideas on how to trap her boyfriend and get him to propose!




Her boyfriend, by the way, went around giving his card with ridiculous little love notes on the back to just about everyone at the show with a vag and a pulse, and eventually was talked into proposing to her. She was so happy! Haha...





Shortly after her departure, the bride's drunken drug addict ex-boyfriend (who was actually kinda cute a little) came over and tied Cari and I together for obvious reasons?




You may notice that this did not slow my roll on the eating front, hahaha.





I am pretty sure that one of the cast members actually made fun of me for my healthy appetite, but I could be making that up. It just happens a lot!

Obviously, the next thing that happened was a group dance to the YMCA...

I don't know who had my camera at this point.





Next, Cari danced with the groom, Tony, who was also kinda cute! You may wanna pay special attention to the brother of the bride on the left, who was very effeminate, and had some amazing moves!



After the show, we of course wanted to get a group picture, so here it is!




The alcohol situation in the limo DEFINITELY needed to be rectified, so the next stop was a liquor store, where champagne was purchased. The night would definitely be VERY champagne-tastic!



Cheers!

So apparently, wherever it was that we were going out down there liked bachelorette parties, because every place we walked past offered us free bottles of champagne. Whenever we left, they told us to come back in a little while for another free bottle. So yeah... The rest of the night was pretty much champ & shots!

Here are the ladies getting the first bottle ready to be served. We drank out of plastic glasses because we are classy ladies. It would only get classier!




Of course, we got shots, too....







Cheers! (These were lemon drops, hence all the steps. Photography is courtesy of Sara, Cari's sister-in-law, who was - and still is, which means I didn't take TOO long to write this - pregnant. Another note: She had the baby! Peyton Hope - a little girl! Crap, this has taken forever to finish!)




Because I didn't know what kind of crowd I'd be dealing with, not having met many of the bachelorette party attendees, I thought that it would be a good idea to give Cari a list of tasks to complete for a reward (which I still owe her - don't worry, Cari, I haven't forgotten) to sort of give the party a direction or goal, so that we weren't randomly standing around talking about the weather or something. And no, before you think so, these were not trashy. Some may definitely have tried to test Cari's boldness, but nothing skanky. And yeah, we made some ammendments to the list to incorporate our surroundings and things that came up in conversations.


Now that I have both emphasized and reiterated that all the challenges were classy, here is a picture of Cari earning a few minutes of massage (her reward) by dancing on a stripper pole! (We were pretty much the only people in the place).





She's SO into it! =P

Next on the agenda was shadow dancing!




Kate & I joined to liven things up a bit, and so Cari wouldn't be alone!




I like Cari's emphatic storytelling in the next one. =)






There was obviously a good song that Cari and Kate liked on at the time of the next picture!




The next stop was apparently Bootleggers, where we had another free bottle of champagne, and where they had some cheeky signage....





I thought that these were good pieces of advice to send Cari off to MATTrimony (HA! I just thought of that now. Sooooo cheesy!) so I took a picture. I am sure that Matt agrees with my decision.

We encountered shot girls, which meant that Cari encountered another shot.




The next list item Cari attempted to cross off was to get a guy to show her his belly button. Here are Cari and Kate in negotiations.





Success!

This list item gave birth to a new list item - the hunt for cock lines.

For those of you not familiar, cock lines are apparently the lines from muscles a guy's abs have that pretty much point to his crotch. They remind me of how the legs on a Ken doll attach. You know what I am talking about? Shortly before the bachelorette party, I was showing my friend Jen a picture of a guy I had been dating that was in VERY good shape. Jamie made a comment about his abs, and then Jen said "Yeah, and he has nice cock lines, too!"

Jamie and I were so confused! Come to find out, this is an accepted term, and was all we talked about for a few months. Girls, I say we bring it back!





Speaking of cocklines, you can kinda see this guy's right one. Sorry for the horrible photography!

Speaking of photography, here's Cari with the guy she got to agree to buy her a shot (also on the list) under an "Absolutely no photography" sign (Yes, I know that it says "during the show," but I still find it mildy amusing!).



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As you can see, we were very diligent about the list and keeping track of it!

Another thing that was on the list was to find a buff guy and make him show his muscles.




Cari handled this very maturely. I, however, did not.

I guess it seemed like a good idea for me to get a parting gift. If you are not familiar with the terminology, please reference this blog about Danny Glover.

Apparently, there was no way I was leaving without his shirt, and to get him to part with it, I guess I had to kiss him? I evidently thought he was cute and also gave him my number. A few days later, he sent me a text, and told me his name was Rico (which I either never knew or had forgotten - LAWD!) and we figured out who he was. He also shared with me that he was a rapper! Perfect. He sent me links to his myspace pages, Rico's MySpace Page #1 and Rico's MySpace Page #2, which feature his music and some pretty awesome pictures of him. Seriously? I kissed this dude? Please help me.

He tried to get me to come to Chicago to hang out with him again over the next couple weeks, but I was not really into that idea, although that is probably very surprising, after going to his MySpace page. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend more time getting to know the artist behind the song "Rabbit in Heat?" I am starting to regret not taking this further... He is still in my phone as "Uncle Rico Suave" hahahaha. DEFINITELY not my proudest moment!

Another thing on Cari's list was to kiss a bald man's head, and here's evidence of completion of this task!




My next photo is of an object that I think many of my friends and I could put to good use, however, ownership of such a device could prove to be very dangerous.



Yep! A Jamo fountain. That is probably not an appropriate name for it, but doesn't it sound like fun?

As if me making out with "Papi Chulo," and all of the shots and bottles of champagne I referenced didn't give you the hint, the next picture will...



Sobriety had fled. And it was pretty hot out!

Sometimes, glasses are an unnecessary evil.




I was very amused that this particular brand of champagne was called "Wycliff." Perhaps it is a former member of the Figees brand of champagnes? Ok, that was a terrible joke, but I was very drunk when I came up with it, so let it slide, ok?

Cheers!



Umm, didn't we just do this?



Time for Jenn to make a silly face for the camera!



Tulin followed suit....



I'm not really sure what's going on here, but it looks like we're all having a good time, which we usually are!



That was the end of the bachelorette party pictures! Early the next morning, I flew to NYC to meet up with my good friend Carlington for a day or two, then to drive his new convertible (which he named Mandelicious, awww) back to Chicago.

The following weekend was Parker and Cayce's wedding. Parker worked at Decibel before he and Cayce moved away. Their wedding was sure to get out of hand, and it did!

Here are Maj and Blake at the reception.



Gotta love how coordinated the whole thing is! Their outfits, the drink....

Next up is a pic of Josh & Drew - how romantic!



The rest of the pictures are at the after-party at Decibel, but before I get to those, I want to talk about one of the funniest conversations I can remember from that wedding reception...

Vincent came up to me while I was sitting at our table, and put his leg against my arm...

Vincent: Is this creepy?
Me: A little.
Vincent: Let me tell you about something that is very immature that I am very good at. There is a thing called "Sharking" where you take someone who isn't paying attention's drink, drink it all, and then slam the glass upside down on the table. Josh and I are having a contest. I am winning, 8-0.
Me: Vincent, you might be the coolest person I have ever met.
Vincent: If by "coolest," you mean "creepiest," then yes.

Hilarious! Anyway, this sharking thing got pretty out of hand!

At Decibel, I ran into (ok, it was pretty planned), a friend from Middle School, Terrail, and his girlfriend, Amanda! She was so cool! Here we all are.




And Jason, who I text "All day" and "!" to every time I play bar dice, was there, too! Of course we played bar dice (just what I needed) and did shots!



At some point while that was taking place, shirts went overboard! It was bound to happen, I guess....



Steve looks pretty damn creepy in the next one. Look out Vincent, he's getting into your territory!



Blake and Aziz must've been feeling the love in the air from the wedding... Awww...



Of course they had to take a normal one, too! Or was the kiss a normal one for them? Hmmm....



If Blake and Aziz can love each other, their girlfriends Maj and Rachel can, too!



Look at this crew of troublemakers!



Drew is in serious thought here... Hard to take him seriously in a vest, tie and no shirt, though!



Debauchery...



Absurdity....




I don't know why that's there twice! Here Drew and Michelle (who I miss so much!) are having a heart-to-heart....



This picture of Shawn looks pretty scandalous!



At this point, I've got nothing!




Awww!



I guess I just couldn't get enough of taking pictures of Steve? He must've been entertaining.



At the end of the night, I didn't wanna leave (common theme at Decibel), but had to because Maj didn't have a key to get in. I guess we yelled at each other? Absurd. Anyway, moving on....

Here's a random picture of Refugio yawning in a cubby!



Back to Cari and Matt... Matt wanted to send Cari flowers that would arrive on their wedding day, but the flower company f'ed up, and she got them a day or so early, but I still thought it was so sweet!





In case you are having difficulty reading it, it says "I can't wait to see how beautiful you look in your wedding dress. I love you and am excited to spend the rest of my life with you. Love, Matt."

Awww!

I took a picture of all the ladies and Cari's dad sipping on Cristal before the ceremony. It was fun and the champagne was yummy! Colette wasn't there, because she was already downstairs, since she sang in the wedding! Don't they all look so beautiful!?



Bri stepped out for a pic and I stepped in, so it's like the same picture with slightly different ingredients...



And then Cari's dad took a photo, so again... Same picture, different ingredients!



Cari and Kate are really big into recycling, and do a lot of work with the kids with it at school, so they wanted this picture for their bulletin in their classrooms!



I didn't take any pictures during the ceremony, obviously, because I was smiling until my face hurt and holding the heaviest flowers in the history of mankind, so here we are to the reception.

You know I love food, and this looked sooo good, I had to take a picture!



Then Cari and Matt got on the piano....



And started a trend... Here they are with the groomsmen...



During the beginning of the reception, they played a slideshow of pictures of Cari and Matt, and here is the happy couple watching them.



Sarah and I got someone to take our picture....



I had to get a picture with my roomie! I love her expression in this one!



Next is a picture of Oha and Tom. What a pair!



Bride and Maid of Honor, obvi.



Cari and Sarah... =)



Like often is the case, I befriend a bartender, and before long, he/she knows my drink and just pours it without me having to ask.

This wedding reception was no exception. Matt was so impressed that when he came and saw this occur, he couldn't help but exclaim "Alice is the man!"

Ummm....

But since Alice was so incredible, she rolled with it, and let me take this fantastic photo.



The Prince and Princess of Armania clearly needed a photo together... So much love!



And here are Matt and Sarah....



Half of the married parts of 1418... Jon, Jamie, Dave, and Kat!



Awww, the bride and groom again!



Sexy ladies on the dance floor!



Same picture, different ingredients... ;o)



The Princess and Oha!



This looks like so much fun! I wanna do it all again!



I took a picture with Tom, who was... well... as drunk as only Tom can be!



This had to be "Shout!"



Absurdities....






Lawd...




Eric and Laura...




I love how Oha and I are dancing with my drink in our hands. How cute? Ok, not really.



That's a loooootttttttttta love!



I LOVE this next picture of Kate & I. It screams fun. Who knows what we were screaming?



Cari's face = priceless.






^ Two of my favorite people to spend time with! ^




Had to take a pic with the best man... With my shoes off!


At this point, I kinda went around taking photos of everyone in sight! It was the last song, I believe, and I had no one to dance with, so I thought I'd make myself useful!



Cari and Matt....




Kat & Jon....



Eric & Laura...



Mike & Danielle....



Tulin & her boyfriend (whose name is escaping me!)



Frank & Lorraine...



Scooter & his date/girlfriend? (whose name is escaping me!)



Jenn & Nate....



Dina (I'm pretty sure!) and Pat....



Rick & his girlfriend (whose name is escaping me!)



Joel & his date/girlfriend (whose name is escaping me!)




Uhh.....



Matt's mom (queen Jean!) and someone....



Cari's dad and another woman! AND her name is exactly the same as Cari's mom's!



Ok, there are the parents of the bride! The right woman this time! =)



Cari's sister-in-law and brother's and someone named Mandy, I think!



Groom & Best Man, of course!




Threw in Timmy's girlfriend, Mindy!



Nafin & UA!!!



Told you the piano thing was a trend... Nathan's really good at it!



Wow.



This chair game was really fun!



Clearly, Dave needed to drink two beers at once!



Happy couple & marital booty grab!



Shots of triple sec, of course!




Royal shot with the pool boy....



I <3 Oha!



The next morning, Nathan was drinking water out of a Smirnoff bottle. Wow.




I love that the Wedding Crashers poster that I helped Cari pick out for Matt is in the picture! We bought that (well, she did) when we were shopping on State St. in Madison FOREVER ago!

Whew, finally finished! Now it's time to go off to a Sunday Funday! Trouble!!!

Monday, November 30, 2009

Boobies and Birthdays!

Hey, what's up? It has been a while since I wrote an actual blog. I am going to alternate between my most recent album and going backward. Next blog will most likely be about weddings and such from this summer!

First, though, I must share an article from my hometown newspaper, the Racine Journal Times about the new recommendations being made for mammograms. If you know me well or have been following my blogs a while, you know that my mom is a breast cancer survivor. Well, they interviewed her for the article, and put her picture on the front page! Here it is!



Gotta love Mamalicious!

Also, an FYI on the topic... I signed up to do the 3-Day again. That'd be a 60-mile walk in three days. I will be blogging about it soon, and including a link where you can either join my team (which would be awesome) or donate (which would also be amazing). You'll see that link a lot.

And one more thing.... Click on this link and watch the video. Apparently, some company is counting hits and making a donation based upon the success.

While you're at it, don't forget about this link, and the affiliated similar ones that make donations based on clicks! It only takes a second! You should probably do it daily. Just sayin'!

Ahh, ok, on to the rest of the blog. Several months ago, I went and shot the Tia Lyn Lingerie catalogue. Here I am with LL (who is now the signature plus model) and Mrs. Tia Lyn herself! I hadn't seen either of them in a really long time, so it was very nice! This was back in the beginning of September.



Next couple pictures are of one of my 6th grade students, who has a lot of school spirit! Check out what he did to his head!




The colors didn't show up as vibrantly in the photos as they were in person!

The next few pictures are of Refugio, and show why I never get any paper grading done!





Ok, that's a lie. The reason I don't get any paper grading done is because it is the worst part of teaching, I hate it, and always procrastinate!

Here I am with Refugio, chilling on the couch, probably watching a movie or ridiculous reality programming.



Next up is a picture of an assignment that I gave my students - to make a plot chart about their favorite book or movie. This particular one was terribly done, however, I thought it was quite entertaining because of my love for cheeseburgers. A good burger practically makes me climax, too, haha.



Next up was Maj's birthday celebration. Oh man, I was one of the drunkest people on earf that night. Here, Lynzi is pouring a big round of Jamo, obviously.



That is a lot of shot glasses.



Cheers!



Gotta love that Jamo is Maj's favorite shot, but she always has a coke back.

Erin came out. YAY! I really, truly don't see enough of her.



Here's Maj, Rachel, and I.



On this night, Scott Sloan and Blond Jon (as I like to call him) did nine shots of Rumpleminze back-to-back, in a gauntlet. This picture was taken right after. I asked them to each put up nine fingers. Whoa.



Demetri came out for Maj's birthday. YAY!



Took a couple pictures with Rich... This was one of my last memories of that night!




Troy was in town visiting from Korea, and surprised me at Decibel. Yay!



Not too long after that picture was taken, I was found putting a toothbrush in a toilet in the dark. Oops!

A few days later, went to Suite for Voula's birthday. Here I am with Voula and Kristin... Two girls I don't see nearly as often as I would like to!



From there, it was off to Decibel, where it was Alleged Marcus' birthday celebration was taking place. As expected, he was so drunk he could barely speak English. We have a tradition of me wearing his hat, and him saying, in a slurred speech...



"That's my hat, seriously."

Troy popped in again. YAY!



Moving on, Refugio doesn't discriminate what work he lays on. And this time, he's on the dining room table. Extra naughty!



Sunday evening shots. Normal.



Went down to Chi to hang out with Kwesi, and saw Eric (DJ Jem) spin at Rino.



I don't know if it was just because he wanted to show off Rino's new DJ booth, or what his reasoning was, but Kwesi decided to take a second picture of us, this one taken from at least thirteen miles away.



While at Rino, met a guy with a CRAZY name! Very long. Took pics with his driver's license to prove it.




That name is "Ifeanyichukwu Aguanunu." Pretty sweet, right?

Serina was there, so we took a picture together.



The very next day, seventy or so friends and I rented the Voyager (large boat), and had a pirate party. Costumes were required. Here's Spence. He went all out, complete with a parrot!



He looks just a little Gilligan-tastic, right?

Here's a few of us who were crazy enough to wear eye patches. Let me tell you, that does not help your depth perception when you have been beveraging!



Nate's vest was incredible. One of its features was that it has no back! How does it stay on? Magic?



Joey Wiz took a different approach to the pirate costume. Here he is, steakfacing Maj.



Looks like she was retalliating. Good for you, Maji!

Doesn't look like Jamie was as successful with the retalliation!



Here I am with Josh, his dad, and some guy who really has a lot of piercings. He was nice. =)



Maj and Mia....



Here is Kayla, and Damion. On facebook, Damion's middle names are "Youknowmefromchurch" and "Outstandingcitizen." LOVE that!



Here are Erin and I again. Love her! Don't know why this came out so dark, though!



After the boat, we somehow magically ended up back at Murphy's. (I am aware that we took a bus, but almost no one remembers the schoolbus ride back! Ooops.)

Here's Josh jumping into a pic of Suzi and I!



When I was on the boat, I got an awesome surprise phone call from one of my favorite people in life, Carlington (DJ Sye Young). He surprised me and came up to visit! He was maybe going to pop up tonight, too, but I guess he stayed in. I miss my Carlington! As you see, Jamie and I love him lots. Really, it is impossible not to.



The love fest continues, and now Seth is involved. It was this night that he got a new nickname - "Pockets." Apparently, out of him, his big brother Spencer, and Nate, he was the only one with Pockets, and got to carry everyone's crap around. How nice!



Here is Seth and I again... I am supposed to go on a "date" with him soon. Hahaha. He is 20 years old. I guess I am a thundercat, haha. It will be my second date in almost six months!



The reason for this date is because the day after Spence's and my birthday finale (even though we would celebrate our birthday one more time after it, which you will see below, in October!), I laid on Spence's air mattress all day in my dress from the night before and watched TV with Spence, Mia, and Seth. During this absurdity, we watched "Wild Dogs" starring John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen and William H. Macy, which Seth claims is his favorite movie. He wouldn't even let anyone talk during it! Anyway, there is a new movie out called "Old Dogs." It is from the makers of Wild Hogs. When I sent Seth a text about it, he told me that he now has a reason to live. The night of the pirate party, he asked me if I would go on a date with him to McDonald's and to see the movie. We'll see if this is a big joke, or if it actually happens! P.S. Old Dogs got 0 stars, and the Chicago Tribune said that it is a great movie to gather family members that you think are stupid. Oh boy!

Obviously, the love fest with Carlington continues....



Here he is with his friend, Krystal.



I am the luckiest girl ever!



I think this next picture was taken during some kind of dance party... Haha.



I love Jamie in this one...



The following Friday was Rich's birthday. Happy birthday, Rich!



Rich often has the most hilarious responses to my holiday mass texts!

As I said before, Spence and I were not done celebrating our birthdays, even after the fifth or sixth one. Scott Sloan gave him, Maj, and I a free bottle at Suite to celebrate again... in October! Awesome. Here's Jack Roman, after he hijacked my camera! Gotta love the selfie!



Spence signing into the ice scoop - this is a classic. Love it!



I always thought that Spencer looked like Sting. In fact, before I knew his name, in my mind, he was "the guy that looks like Sting."

Here's Maj and I. It pretty much looks like a prom picture.



There was something about it that Maj didn't like, so we re-did it.



A little better, and a little less prom-ish!

Since it was a birthday celebration, of course, Spencer and I had to lick each other's faces.



Good thing Maj jumped in there with the peace sign!



Not to be outdone, Aziz threw in a bird. Thanks, Aziz.

Joey Wiz popped by, and was singing something very emphatically!



Love it!

Here I am with two of the hottest ladies in Milwaukee. I sure excel at surrounding myself with eye candy!



When our free bottle of Goose was done, we needed some Veuve... and a picture of the September birfday celebrants!



Thanks, Rachel, for giving me bunny ears!

More Jack Roman camera hijackery.... This time with Elliot.



Rachel and I are doing a little comparison here. I don't measure up. Aziz looks less than pleased - too funny! And of course, Maj needed in.



Rachel and Aziz are just too damn cute.



For the record, if I ever have a boyfriend again, I want pictures of us kissing each other and stuff. I know it's cheesy, but I think it's cute! I am not normally very girly, but I think this is a girl standard. haha.



Awww.

I don't know why Rachel and Maj were putting their booties on me, but I am not complaining!



Have I mentioned that I am the luckiest girl ever yet?

On to another random night... Ran into Mo.

I often take pictures with Mo, because Rich and I used to text sightings of him to each other, and made each other jealous with pictures, because....



We think Mo looks like Elvis Crespo:



Suavemente!

I don't really know why I took the next picture, but it looks like JJ is about to give a great big hug, and hugs from JJ are always awesome. He is going to be an incredible daddy very soon!



Then, that Thursday, Suite gave me a second free bottle. Thanks, Suite! Jen came out (because we USED to be Thursday night partners in crime, but haven't gone out together in FAR TOO LONG. What in hell?!?!) and Steve was in town. YES!



Sadly, Steve moved to Portland to work with the Trailblazers. I plan to visit him soon, because of Chuck Palahniuk's (my fave author) book Fugitives and Refugees: A Walk in Portland, Oregon, which is about all the crazy off-beat things to do in Portland. He is supposed to be reading it and figuring out our voyage.

Danielle also came to enjoy the free bottle, along with the Raccoon Whisperer, Christian, Aaron, and Steven, all of whom are not pictured. Below, however, you can see how not pleased Danielle was with the fact that she was wearing flats, while I was wearing fairly tall heels.



It doesn't help that I am seven inches taller than her to start with!

Next up is a pic with Mamalicious at her birthday celebration, where her favorite band, Mean Jake, was playing. And I got to play the cowbell! YES!



Here's Mamalicious and I with Jodi, a longtime friend!



Well, there ya have it! More pictures than words, but since pictures speak a thousand words, I don't have to type much, haha.

Next up: Cari & Matt's wedding, Parker and Cayce's wedding, and some Summer adventures!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Things You Can Only Say on Thanksgiving!

I got this in an email from my friend, Prince Matt Hernal, and thought I'd share it! Enjoy, and Happy Thanksgiving!

While it seems absurd to celebrate the awful things Europeans did to Native Amercians (I am both, talk about inner turmoil!), I love food, am thankful for a lot of things, and celebrate everything, so of course I'm down!

Here are things that are appropriate dinner lines for Thanksgiving:

1) Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) It's Cool Whip time!
4) If I don't unzip my pants, I'll burst!
5) That's one terrific spread!
6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!
7) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10) Don't play with your meat!
11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!
12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you put it in?
16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Yay!

So after the game, I tweeted at Shaunie to tell her she looked nice in the picture she tweeted from the game, and to tell her I planned to come down and check out a game. I also told her I'd need shopping, eating, and clubbing recommendations.

Here's what she said!



I'm giddy. Definitely made me feel better about my bad day!

Thanks, Shaunie!

And thanks to Nathan (@PremeOne on Twitter) for reminding me how to screen capture!

Follow me!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I am sorry that because of facebook and this blog, many of my friends can never run for public office.


Hey, world. I am really making an effort to blog more. Can ya tell? Helps that I can't sleep and am all caught up on my grading!


I was watching the travel channel the other day (which is dangerous) and decided two things.


A.) I think they need a female presence (ME!) on the show "Madventures." How do we make this happen?


B.) I am getting antsy to leave the country again, and have been scheming ways to make this happen!

Anyway, here's my latest modeling picture. Whatcha think?



Afro airbrushed my foundation on. Kimberly Steward did my hair and makeup. Tia dressed me, and Photo Sutra took the picture!

I said in my last (at least I think it was my last!) blog that I would also include some of my makeup artistry.

Here goes nothin'!

One of my specialties is a natural look with a really lush lip. I LOVE lipgloss, and get lots of compliments about it on me, so I guess it carries over as a focus when I do shoots or brides.

Here is an example of the natural look with lush lips!







Next is a slightly wilder shot, where I focused on the eyes (obviously!)



I also took some of those flowers and glued pieces to the side of her head, but I think it took away from the makeup a bit, so I prefer the first one. Gluing things to people's heads is always a good time, though! Haha.



Here's another really natural look I did. Someone commented and said that my makeup really matches the outfits well, which I thought was an awesome compliment to receive, especially since this particular shoot was for the clothing designer!



Here's another example where I got to get a little crazy with the eyes! They wanted something futuristic....



The next one, I am particularly proud of... It's of my girl, LL, and I did the hair, too! She TOTALLY rocked this shoot! Who doesn't love a good pinup look?



The last one for now is one of my faves so far, because it is lips! Haha.



How hot is that? I definitely have an idea related to this that I wanna do... Just need a photographer! (Yeah, I am going to be selfish and model this one, haha).

If ya wanna see more of my makeup artistry, you can check out my Model Mayhem Page and my list of more work! This is also where you can find credits for the models and photographers and hairstylists who were involved in the shoots above! Sorry that I was too lazy to link them all here! I know that every great image takes a team, and all of the images are credited on the above links, so check those out! And if you have a question about who anyone is, or how to get in contact with them to work together, let me know, and I will hook it up!

There are also the same two pages for my modeling work (MM, List) as well as my OMP page, if that interests you.

While we are on links, don't forget to follow me on Twitter! haha...

Oh, and there is more exciting makeup work and modeling work coming, including more gluing stuff to people's heads, a bride (who is one of my best friends!), more from the lingerie catalogue shoot, and a feature on a website! Yay!

Ok, time to throw professionalism completely out the window, and get to the heart of my blogs, which tends to be drunken adventure (hence this entry's title!).

Back to August!

One of my new things this Summer was taking pictures of giant shot lineups. Here is a very ridiculous one, of shots purchased by a man who seems to think it is his responsibility to buy me a shot of Jack every five minutes when I am present on a particular night, at a particular place that I will not mention.



And no, they were not all for me!

Next up (if you remember, I am just going backward through my fb albums now, to make up for stuff I missed!), is a picture that Ous and I took when he went to Db with me a random Tuesday night. Aww, Ous. I miss him. Such a great friend and sweet man. Truly a gentle giant! His season is about to start over in Hungary, so wish him luck!



Later on that night...

Some weird clothing situations started occurring.

First of all, Joe apparently lost his shirt. Shirt's overboard!



Then, it was decided that boys should wear girl's shoes. They are hot shoes, and I can understand why a couple of my guy friends could not resist. Had they been my size, I would've seriously considered running off with them!




I don't really understand that cross-legged pose. Is that what we ladies do? I guess I should be the last person to mock ridiculous poses, but still!

Speaking of ridiculous (apparently, I am speaking now?), which I usually am (speaking of ridiculous, that is, or at least typing about it), I have for you an absurd and somewhat disturbing action shot of Nate and Shawn.



Yikes.

Apparently that night was Steve's birthday. Steve is another person I miss. He moved to Portland to work with the Trailblazers. Happy late birthday, Steve, and I can't wait to come visit you!



My favorite author (Chuck Palahniuk) is mostly an author of fiction, but has written a couple non-fiction books. One such book is called Fugitives and Refugees: A Walk in Portland, Oregon and is about many off-beat things to do and eat in Portland. Most of them sound so interesting and like so much fun, so I told Steve to read it and prepare for me to visit so we can have some adventures!


In the next picture, I made a rare appearance behind the bar, and took a shot with Maj, my good friend and former roommate. I miss her!



I also miss how good my nails looked for a few weeks following Cari and Matt's wedding, when they were really long (no clue how!) and recently manicured. Sexy! If I were rich, they would maybe look like that more often!


Sometime while I was behind the bar, the most infamous fun drunk in Milwaukee, Scott Sloan (who says I am the female Scott Sloan) hit his head on one of the liquor lockers in VIP.






Joe made an excellent nurse. Joe, if you are looking for a Halloween costume idea.... =P




Next up is Josh. When this picture was taken, a tipsy Maj kept exclaiming "You guys are so pretty!" Ummm, ok, Maj, thanks! You too!


And now, a picture of Mr. Scott Sloan at the end of the night!




I don't think anyone will ever know how or why he acquired and carried around so many straws. Oh, the mysteries of heavy drinking....


A few days later, Danielle, Jen, and I went to the Irish Pub, where several of our rugby-playing friends were being auctioned off.


Here's Joey Wiz....




And Buddha!




They made a bunch of money to help fund their trip to a national competition or something. No, none of us bought any men, but Jen and I both placed bids!


A few days after that, I woke one morning to a text saying that I had a facebook message from Pete Yorn. Whaaaaat?


Pete Yorn is one of my favorite singer/songwriters. Danielle and I have been going to see him live for the past seven or eight years, since our days in Madison.


The last (well, now second-to-last) time we saw him, we were randomly asked by some dude (who I believe was friends with the opening band) if we would like to go backstage.


Always ready for and adventure, I of course accepted, and Danielle and I went backstage at the Rave, which is (for the record) a pretty creepy place!

We were backstage, hanging out, eating snacks and drinking, when we see the man himself - Mr. Pete Yorn. Of course, we had to take a picture with him (sorry I didn't have the foresight to put it in here as the image. I don't mean for you to have to click around so much!).

You may notice in that picture that Petey's wearing a hat. Well, apparently this was a normal thing for him at the time, but he doesn't do it anymore. I could be the reason for this - I definitely stole it (he took it back after I wore it around for a while).

After we parted ways (both Pete and I, as well as the hat and I), we wrote back and forth on myspace a bit (Pete and I, not the hat and I - that would be amazing though!).

A couple years passed, and we're at August 10th, when I got the message from Pete on facebook. I was a little weirded out by the fact that we had never communicated on facebook and I never told him my last name, but I am not complaining.

We ended up meeting at Bradford Beach (which he was very impressed by, which is something, since he lives in Santa Monica - and he and his bandmates took a picture in front of it and said they were going to tell people they were in Mexico. He also mentioned the beach during his concert the next night!).

I almost had the band talked into going on the Monday night booze cruise, but they decided to take it easy on their night off.

I felt kinda guilty, because Danielle and I had definitely planned on getting tickets to the show, but we both forgot, and it snuck up on us, so when I saw Pete, I told him this, and he ended up putting us on the list at the Turner Ballroom, so we got in for free and got backstage passes (again - do I sound like Forrest Gump?).

Anyway, after the show and hanging out with the ridiculous drummer, we went to the Old German Beer Hall...

One of my friends met up with us there, because apparently one of Pete's songs was one of the first he ever learned on his guitar, and apparently he is a huge fan. He was definitely excited like a little schoolgirl to be there and meet Pete! Here they are!




And again, because that one turned out quite poorly!



Here's Pete and I....



And here we are with Danielle and Jamie! Yay! They are all so brightly colored! I guess I didn't get the memo!



Over Pete's shoulder is the shirt I bought at the show, which is super soft and comfortable. I asked him to sign it, and he wrote "Don't steal hats" and then signed his name and drew a silly face. Love it!

From there, we left Pete and friends and went to Decibel (of course - it was a Tuesday!).

Had to take a picture with my hubby....



And Tasha....



And throw in some dude.... haha.



Of course pocket square construction was a necessity, since Jamie and Scott Sloan were in the same building!



A very well-recognized pocket square, I might add!



The next picture just might be one of my all-time favorites of Jamie.



I have no idea what that face is, but I love it!



Farrah, Drew, and Fred... (I guess I was snap-happy!).



I really wish I knew what Jamie and Scott Sloan (yes, we always call him by first and last name together) were pinky swearing about!



The next night, my "little" sister came up to visit, and I cooked us all dinner. By "us all," I mean Danielle (my sister), Danielle (my roommate), and Ous and I.

When Ous walked in, the first thing he said to me was "I am leaving tomorrow. Don't get emotional."

Whaaaaaaat?! I am pretty sure I started getting misty immediately! I pulled it together, though.

Anyway, Danielle (roommate) and I decided that since it is not often that we have 6'10" Africans over, that we should put him to work. She needed her lightbulb changed, so we assigned the task to the man with the 7'3" wingspan (he still can't fly, though!).

Our ceilings are so high that he had to stand on Danielle's bed!



How silly does that look?

After dinner, we tried unsuccessfully to go bowling, and then (of course) we took pictures. Danielle (sister) always wanted to meet Ous, and I pretty much make him take a picture with me every time I see him, since it is so rare!

Look at how damn tall my little sis is! Jerk!



Ous has to lean over a little more to accomodate me!



Oh, and I am wearing my Pete Yorn shirt in that one - you know how it is when you get new clothes!

It must have been a week of family, because the next night, my mom came up!

We went to the State Fair, which was quite interesting!

First, she took me to a dive bar near the fair, which was SUCH an experience. Mamalicious always takes me to the nicest places! hahaha. I seem to recall a guy in the bar saying he needed to take up smoking cigarettes again. Is this a hobby and not an addiction? What an idiot! If you successfully quit, why would you want to go back? Lawd. Some people....

After roaming the fair and eating and doing TONS of people watching (always a good time), Mom and I went to the main show, which was the Spencer Davis Group, Gary Puckett, and Davey Jones.

Spencer Davis Group was good. I knew more songs than I expected.

As it turns out, Gary Puckett is quite the creeper! My mom and I kept looking at each other skeptically when we were listening to his lyrics. She even called him the "R. Kelly of the sixties."

"Young girl, get out of my mind,
My love for you is way out of line.
Better run, girl.
You're much too young, girl!"

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Wildly inappropriate. How was there not an investigation into his doings?!

Anyway, Davey Jones was actually hilarious, especially if you don't mind that the vast majority of his jokes were incredibly inappropriate and the antithesis of politically correct! He was making fun of EVERYONE, and he still pretty much sounded the same as he did when he was a MOnkee.

After the fair, we popped home to change clothes, and met up with Jen at Whiskey Bar. Following that, we met up with Maj and her sister (and her sister's friend) at Suite.

Here's Jen, me, Mamalicious, and Maj at Suite!



And Maj, her sister, and a friend of her sister's....



After Suite, we headed over to Decibel, and Ryan Braun was there, so I introduced him to my mom and we took a picture.



Our outfits almost look coordinated. Kinda scary!

Next day, Maj was feeling particularly affectionate toward her "brother" (on facebook, anyway), and was cuddling with him... See?



Doesn't he look so happy?

The following Saturday, I went to a wedding with my friend Doug. I think this is when I began my career as a professional wedding date. Haha.

Anyway, after the wedding, we went to Whiskey Bar, and I ran into my friend Broseph! Here we are!



I also ran into my friend Rebecca!



I got pretty lucky to run into two of the most gorgeous blonds in Milwaukee, don'tcha think? ;0)

My luck didn't last. At Cari and Matt's wedding, I scraped my elbow on a wall, and ended up with a heinous scab. At Decibel, which is where we headed after Whiskey Bar, a friend emphatically hugged me, ripping the scab off.

I wasn't really into the idea of bleeding all over, so I asked for a bandaid. Apparently, the last bandaid had just been used, so JJ crafted one out of a piece of tissue and a piece of scotch tape, MacGyver style! I was quite impressed! He is going to make such a good daddy... Here's the bandaid application....



That sucker stayed on for a long time (until I showered the next day!), and one of the best things about it was that it didn't feel like it was ripping my skin off when I removed it!

Since it was a Saturday, Streetz was spinning, and of course, I needed to do the traditional shoe picture!



The green and pink aren't really very nice together, but oh well....

If you think there is a DJ that works harder (read - sweats more?) than Streetie Pie here, please tell me!



Or perhaps someone dumped a bucket on his head?

It is one of my favorite things in life when someone orders Toppers Stix after bar! Here's Maj with our order.



A few days later...

Jamie and I went to the beach a lot this Summer, which was awesome. I went with a few other people, and when I did, it was relatively uneventful.

However, every time I went with Jamie, absurd things took place. Either we somehow found ourselves near people screaming profanities, families with hundreds of children (once all the children were in Bucks jerseys and one child may have only had one arm), seeing ridiculous vehicles, almost getting killed by flying projectiles, getting aggressively hit on by absurd individuals, seeing women with metal detectors, and so on.

Well, this was all trumped the last time I was at the beach with Jamie, and no, the reason it was the last time is not because of what we saw!

We were laying there, when suddenly, Jamie says, "Ummm... Look to your left."

I did as she asked, and couldn't believe what I saw.

You wouldn't either, so I took a picture. Whoa.



No, that image was not 'shopped.

No, it wasn't some picture I found on the internet and thought would be funny to pass off as my own.

It was really someone that Jamie and I saw just enjoying a nice, "relaxing" day at the beach!

Jump to a couple days later, and the ladies and I went to Vitucci's, then off to Decibel!



From left to right - Jamie, me, Lynzi, Maj, and Rachel!

It was our lucky day. The representatives for Red Bull in Milwaukee and Chicago were out, too! Here they are mugging with a sign from their brand!



Due to a ridiculous event earlier in the Summer, Jamie and I refer to Vincent as "all our friends."

So, of course we had to take a picture with him, and of course, we decided to make weird faces!



Love it! Apparently, I was feeling fishy!



Although Mo is much more than Elvis Crespo to me these days, I still often feel the need to take a picture with him!

Of course, once again, since Jamie and Scott Sloan were in the same building, there was the pocket square necessity....





Yep!

A few mind erasers later....








How big of a struggle is all this?!?!?




At the end of the night, we apparently acquired wristbands from somewhere, and were trying our hardest to convince Spencer that these meant we got free drinks. Seriously? Who were we kidding?



Next up? Jamie and Amber's birthday celebration.

Jamie and Amber have VERY similar taste in clothes.

Their birthday dresses were no exception!

Here they are getting their bows tied!




Awww...

Here is the group of ladies from Jamie and Amber's birthday at McGillicuddy's (where we went before Db).



From left to right: Jen, Amber, me (lucky girl in between the birthday beauties!), Jamie, Kayla, Hope, Hailey, and Christina!

Here are the birthday girls!



And Jen and Jamie....



Jamie and I... I am definitely having too much fun here!



Next is a picture that will be explained better later, but basically, Jamie and I are making fun of Jen from a pair of pictures we took where Jen was trying to avoid having red eye, and made a ridiculous face.

We are not great at mimicking the face, however, because to do it, we need to not smile, which is not our strength...



as you can see!

Trying again....



The next one is probably as close as we were gonna get that night!



P.S. I love how Jamie is often (always, maybe?) wearing black nail polish. I feel like it looks super cute on her, but I don't think I could pull it off. I have contemplated trying it, but don't want to bite her style!

Here she is with her hubby... Cute tongue action!



Here's Maj in Ricky Weeks' chain....



Jamie with Spencer and the birthday gift he got her!



Aww, how romantic!



We three ladies should not be allowed to hang out. TROUBLE!



The Raccoon Whisperer and Ola came out for the party!



Here's "Team Thursday." I was the drunkest person alive. I even was "DJing" (oops, a little soon for that!). Lawd. I think I could barely stand!



I have a crazy (bad!) habit of celebrating other peoples' (i.e. Danny Glover's?) birthdays way more than my own!

Well, it's bedtime for Bonzo! Be back soon!

Friday, September 18, 2009

Face-licking Palooza 2009 & Some Other Randoms

Last night I blogged for the first time in a long time.

After that, I took a look at the blogs I've written over the last few months (and there were very few) and realized that they were pretty lame.

SO, I decided that I would try to rectify that. I came to the conclusion that the best idea would be to start with my most recent facebook album and work backward, and write the stories that go along with the pictures.

Since I have 64 albums and counting, this could be quite the undertaking, although many of the albums have already been covered by other blogs when I wasn't being so lame.

Hopefully this is interesting to someone. If not, at least I have things saved for my "memoirs." Can they be called that if not all of the events are actually remembered?

Anyway, going on...

This goes back to yesterday's blog, but that student wrote me another email! Here it is:

Ms. M,
Sylvester broke into Ms. C's house, then stole her car keys, and drove off in her Lexus. And he also put her to sleep with a tranquilizer dart. You and Ms. C were asleep fo' 21 hours. Sylvester kidnapped Sammy (Ms. C's cat), and took him to his hideout.
P.S., Do you think Cena and the H's will get Ms. C's Lexus back?
-D-

I am writing back on Monday, any suggestions on things I should say or questions I should ask?

Moving on again, another thing that I want more of in this blog is my modeling/makeup artistry stuff. The reason for this is that my website is going to go live soon, and since it is about all of the aspects of my life, I suppose my blog should be, too. I kinda strayed away from including modeling stuff on here for the sole fact that I still feel weird about it. When I first started it about seven or eight years ago, I all but kept it a secret. I didn't want to come off full of myself or conceited. I didn't like the way it sounded to say something like, "Oh, by the way, I am a model."

I guess at this point, it is a pretty big part of my life, so talking about it is kinda unavoidable at times. And, I know that I am not conceited, so I guess I shouldn't worry as much about what others think.

I will save the makeup artistry for the next blog as this will already be pretty long, but I will include on here a few shots from one of my recent shoots. There have been two since this one - one for my "Mac Chick of The Month" feature (coming soon, once all the edits are done) and another for the Tia Lyn Lingerie catalogue (during which I snuck my Apple products into several shots for more "MCotM" pics), which I either don't have edits for yet (the latter) or won't share until they are on the MCotM site first!

Anyway, here are some shots of me from my shoot with David Birdsong, taken in Gary, Indiana. I did my own hair and makeup (which is why I look like I always do), and I was dressed by Eden Lake for the whole shoot.

The first several were taken in an incredible location - a crumbling church.

The first two were still shots taken during a ton of hair flipping, which was also caught on video.

I really like my smile in this first one, which is unique, because I am picky about smiling shots.



What I love about the second one is that even though I am engaging in crazy hair flippery, I feel like my face looks really serene. I don't know how Birdsong pulled that off, but I like it!



Next picture was taken on a dilapidated old stage in the church. I am not really fond of pictures where my mouth is closed, and this really isn't an exception, but Dave did a great job, so I am going to include it anyway! Good thing my mouth is rarely closed, so I don't have to worry much about shots I don't like!



Similar deal....



Before we went to the church, we took a couple beauty shots in a "studio" setting. I am not sure what I think of this first one. I am not used to my hair being pulled back like this, since I usually have it parted, rather than pulled straight back, but it is always good to try new things and have diversity, right?



This next one, I like quite a bit better, but I think it's mostly my eyes, I also love how high key and bright it is.



The next one is my favorite from the shoot that I have gotten so far. I am not sure what it is about it, but I like it!



One thing that I have been noticing in a lot of my pictures, both modeling and candid, is that I often look like I am up to something. I don't know what it is! I am such an innocent girl, so it's giving me a bad name! Anyway, the picture above is an example of that.

Since the shoot was in Gary, they kept talking about how Michael Jackson's childhood home was nearby, so I asked for directions. Instead of directions, they took me there, and Dave took some shots for me outside. Here they are.



It was really a crazy experience. Kinda emotional. Doesn't help that I was exhaused from the shoot.

(Ok, I went to bed after getting that far last night. Now it's halftime in a not very exciting Badger game during which the Badgers are destroying a team whose mascot is a terrier. Like a Yorkie? Wow.

Ok, moving on....

Of course by this time, most everyone has heard of the douchebaggery Kanye West engaged in at the VMAs. Well, I was pretty amused by the following parodies....





Haha, so clever.

So now here it goes. I am going to go through my last fb album, which included pictures from four nights - three of which were celebrations of my and my friend Spencer's 28th birthdays, and one of which was a fundraiser at Decibel to fight Diabetes.

Humorously enough, this first image wasn't even actually in my album, but was tagged of me by our future (i.e. starting tomorrow) roommate, who is moving into Maj's old room, and who came out on my first of three birthday celebrations. We call him "Randy Echoes."



You may recall that last year, just before my birthday was Spencer's birthday. His is 9-2 and mine 9-4. Well, last year, very randomly and drunkenly, Spence licked my face. This is especially funny, because Spence is one of those guys who is not particularly into physical contact. Anyway, it was captured on film, and repeated on subsequent birthday celebrations last year (you see, it happened after midnight once it was technically his actual birthday, then again at his official birthday party the next day, then once again at my birthday celebration). This year, we decided to make it official. We also named ourselves "Spandie" as a collective.

We decided that this year, we would have a three-day celebration. The first part would be Tuesday, and it would be focused on Spencer, as it would be his actual birthday, and I would have to take it very easy since I definitely had to teach the next day.

Anyway, I was very effective in my taking it easy. I, for the most part, only drank water (and the obligatory shots), aside from a couple drinks and a glass or two of champagne. Lots and lots of water, though, which helped me to not be hung over the next day.

Of course, we had to take the celebratory face-licking pictures. Here's the first!



I kinda look like a bodybuilder. What in hell?

I guess it needed to be taken vertically as well.



LOVE it! In fact, it was my profile picture for a day or so!

Obviously, I had to return the favor....



Look at how stoic Spence looks! Must be the Marine in him....

Then he decided to show some brotherly love. His girlfriend, Mia, apparently did too, as that is her hand on CL Seth's crotchal region.



Alllllllllright!



Look at that face!



Clearly, Spence could not resist licking it!



Nice facial expression, Seth!

The next picture is of two of my partners in crime. Lawd, these ladies are trouble.



That's Hurricane Maj on the left and Blonde Satan on the right!

Seth definitely had better nights....



But he rallied enough to take this picture with his brother and his roommates!



Legendary.

Next night was the "Down With Diabetes" fundraiser at Decibel.



You may remember the Mamalitia Fundraiser... Nate was one of the main organizers. Well, he did it again, and this time he did the walk, too.

He says that he is going to do the three-day with me this year, and that he's going to pose for the "Men of the 3Day" calendar as well.

Anyway, much like the Mamalitia Fundraiser, there were guest bartenders at the Down with Diabetes fundraiser.

Here's one of them, Alex, drinking through his glasses.




I got to see my BFF Demetri, who has been quite rude to me lately, too. This was the first time I had seen him in weeks!



He showed me a picture on his blackberry that he took in the Bahamas that apparently made him think of me. It was a picture of a pool with a bar in it. Why on earth would that remind him of me? I don't get it. Anyway, here we are with Jamie aka Blonde Satan.



I have lost my camera, or it has just randomly stopped working, a few times this year. Well, the next pic is of Maj in my living room, and it is the first picture I took with my new camera.



So, I turned 28 on a Thursday at midnight. Well, apparently, this is the same day that my friend Dan turned 27. Had to take a picture with my birthday twin just after the clock struck midnight!



The next day after school, I met my dad, stepmom, sister, and brothers out for dinner at a bizarre place called "Erv's Mug" in Oak Creek. Good times!

Here's my dad and I outside the restaurant!



And here we are with my sister and brothers!



They are all getting so big!

When I finally got home, my friend Jamie from Madison was over. She came to town to celebrate my birthday! After my nap, I opened my card from her and gag gift from Danielle. Here's the card, it's one of the coolest ever!



I absolutely love that picture of us - it's pretty much from the first night we met!

Next up was one of the best birthday surprises in the history of birthday surprises! The Prince has missed my birthday celebration for the last several years for various reasons, and Cari has made it. This year, the Prince told me he wasn't going to make it, and then Cari said she couldn't come either, because she wasn't feeling well. I was so sad! I had had a few crappy things already on my birthday, so it was a true struggle, and that news put me in a pretty down mood.

Just before Jen was coming to pick us up, Danielle was going down to put the club on her car, as it had gotten stolen earlier this Summer.

When she came upstairs, Cari and Matt were with her, and they had come bearing gifts!

They got me a bunch of princess stuff, including a pimp chalice and a skip-it!

I was so pumped!

Here we are with all of my gifts!



Here is Jamie and I with the awesome card!



Here's a part of the Friday night birthday crew at Db! Plus some random chick on the right... Don't know where she came from!



Next up, of course, is a pic of Carlington and I. Love him!



Alleged Marcus came out. Yay! I had to put his hat on, so that he could say "Hey, that's my haat, seriously...." As he did a long time ago when he was the drunkest person in the United States!



Of course, I had to take a picture with JJ!



And, had to take a picture of the newlyweds with their rings featured! Check out Danielle on the left. How funny is her face in this shot!?



Josh showed up... Yay!



Here he is with Jen and JJ... Perhaps he was a stand-in for Kyle?



Siblings, minus Kyle. How cute!



I don't really know what's going on with this one here... haha.



Big smiles! These two are such a cute couple!



For my birthday, of course I had to get a ring from my hubby! This one was something like 300 billion carats or something!




I am a very lucky lady.

The next picture is very hideous of me, but it is hilarious of Crispy, so I didn't delete it, and had to post it!



You can see him over my shoulder - how hilarious!

Not really sure of the reason for the next picture, but it really shows off my ring well!



The next morning, Maj was over and playing with Refugio, and was very impressed with him standing on his hind legs.



Then she took a dual self-portrait with him....



And an extreme closeup....



Then she asked me to take a picture of the two of them playing. Oh Maj, you are so ridiculous. I am really going to miss you. In fact, I do already!



Later that evening, a dinner crew was assembled to celebrate Spencer and my birthday finale. We ate at Jackalope because Nate (my hubby) and Jon were working there, and we wanted to watch the Badger game on the giant screen.



The chick I asked took two, so here's the second!



From left to right (for both pics): Spencer, Jon, Seth, Mia, TJ, Scott Sloan, JJ, Jen, Nate, Jamie, and me!

Remember my Princess Pimp Chalice that I got on Friday?

Well, apparently the idea that I need a giant chalice to drink out of is not an uncommon one, as Spencer got me a Rockstar one! He said it was between that and "Sexy Bitch." He didn't know which was more appropriate! Haha. Here I am with it!



That was at SoHo7, where we went to visit Michelle and do several shots.

Next up was 720. Here's Kayla and TJ being silly at our table.



Look at Seth - what a pimp! I'm so glad Erin came out, too! She looks gorgeous!



Here I am with Scott Sloan, who claims I am the female Scott Sloan. I think that might mean "drunkest person in the world."



Of course Erin and I had to take a picture together!



And since Spree was in the house, I had to take a picture with him! I used to think he was the biggest creepstar in the world, but now he just entertains me. He has stopped hitting on me, and is just a nice guy. I would never date him or anything, but he doesn't scare me anymore, which is good!



Here I am with Adam, Spencer's roommate. Love him!



Of course I had to take a picture with Favio, my "Sunday BFF!"



Here's some more brotherly love!



Had to take a picture with TJ... Love!



Clearly, drinking out of our second (or was it third) bottle of champagne was totally necessary for both of us, as we had not done enough shots or drank enough (psych!).



My turn!



If you thought that the Face-Licking Fest 2009 finale would go without face-licking, you're crazy!



Me first!



I look a little psychotic there, but whatever.

Needless to say, since we went through a couple bottles of Ketel and a couple/few bottles of champagne, AND we were doing gauntlets of shots (Tony kept ordering them nine at a time for the THREE of us, repeatedly), I do not remember all of the pictures taken. BUT, what I do know is...



SPANDIE FOR LIFE! Haha.



One thing I am very proud of and must note...

I obviously drank my face off. I lost my phone (had to get a new one, sucked, but LOVE the new one), did a little reverse eating (no recollection of this, but I am told it was handled very stealthily - thanks, guys!), lost my Rockstar Pimp Chalice (how I could lose an aquarium-sized drinking glass is beyond me), broke my shoe and was walking around the club barefoot (Ewww, I was that girl!) and left my camera in Tony's car (thank goodness I got that back!).

BUT, one thing I did not do was get ANYTHING on my all-white dress. I think it was a miracle. When I woke up (still wearing said dress), I was so amazed!

Anyway, that is the run-down for Spandie's Face-licking Palooza 2009. We've already started plans for 2010, so be ready! It is obviously something that shouldn't be missed!

I can't believe I've written two blogs in one week! We'll see if I can make up for my past laziness... I have resigned myself, however, not to blog again until after I've graded my big stack of papers which are in my school bag. So don't expect another one tonight, or anything!

xoxo,

Mandie