More of the Daffy Duck Saga....

Remember my student, D, who writes me emails about the saga of Daffy Duck? If not, click here. If so, keep reading!

Here's the continuation!

D,

Wow, I must have been thirsty! I bet all that sugar gave me a lot of energy. I bet I also was pretty hungry, since all I did at the cookout and tea party was drink!

Another tranquilizer dart?! I have to start being more careful!

I looked up that Gnasty Gnorc character on the internet, and he looks pretty scary! I hope someone rescues me from his house very soon, and puts Daffy Duck in jail for good!

Ms. M

His response:

Ms. M,

That doggone duck named Daffy stole yo' Acura car, and took it fo' a joyride, and he also stole yo' credit card (Western Union), while you were asleep fo' 79 hours, and you were robbed of yo' house keys, yo' car keys, and he done drove off in yo' Acura! The H Bros. & John Cena got yo' car back, and they caught Daffy and took him to jail!

P.S., That Daffy Duck is behind bars again.

-D-

My response:

D,

I upgraded from a Pontiac to an Acura, and that mean duck stole it from me? That makes me pretty angry! And I get really mad when people steal my credit card, too! Someone did that a couple weeks ago, and bought a bunch of stuff at a Walmart in Cincinnati, Ohio! I got the money back, though. Once again, the H brothers and John Cena have saved the day and brought Daffy to justice! I hope he stays behind bars this time, but something tells me that sneaky jerk will get out and cause us more trouble! The H brothers and John Cena must get really tired of chasing him around and getting our stuff back!


Have a good weekend, and happy Valentine's Day!

~Ms. M

His response:


Ms. M,

Daffy Duck is still in jail, but a new guy named Sylvester the cat has been added to the mix. He landed a sneak-attack on Ms. C, and put her to sleep with a tranquilizer dart! Meanwhile, you and T & G H & John Cena had some Ore-Ida shoestring fries, some Buddy Squirrel Cheese Popcorn, and y'all had some McDonald's fries. Y'all had two orders of fries, and y'all had 4 drinks, including the Sprite, the Hi-C Orange drink, the Coca-Cola, and a 7-Up. Scorpion from Mortal Kombat was cookin' some meat loaf, some hash browns, some mashed potatoes, some bacon, and some turkey. Scorpion planned a tea party for you. The Hs & John Cena were invited as well. Ms. S had some trouble with Tom the Cat. Tom Cat broke all of the dishes, broke all of the plates, and he done stole Ms. C's Lexus! Now it's up to you, The H Bros. & John Cena to get Ms. C's car back. How will Ms. C react to Tom Cat stealinng her Lexus?

-Daniel-

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My response:

D,

I'm sorry I didn't respond to this right away- I thought I had done it already and was waiting for you to write me back!

Wow, this is the longest Daffy has ever been in jail, I think! I can't believe that Sylvester is using all of Daffy's old tricks! The Hs, John Cena and I sure did have a variety of snacks and drinks! Reading about all of that makes me hungry!

That was really nice of Scorpion to plan that tea party for me!

I would be really mad if I woke up from being shot with a tranquilizer dart, only to find that a cat had broken all of my dishes and plates and stole my Lexus! I am sure Ms. C is angry!


I am pretty sure that John Cena, the Hs and I will figure it out, though. Perhaps we can ask Scorpion for help!

Ms. M

His response:


Ms. M,

That cat named Sylvester had stolen Ms. C's paycheck, and he also stole Ms. C's Lexus, and he had Yosemite Sam doin' his dirty work, and Sylvester and Yosemite Sam had kidnapped Ms. C's pet dog named Poodles. Yosemite Sam & Sylvester the cat were on a kidnappin' spree, and they had bailed Daffy Duck out of jail! Plus, they done stole them Frosted Flakes that Ms. C done bought this mornin'. You and John Cena and the Hs had to spring into action to rescue Ms. C's pet dog named Poodles. Poodles was kidnapped and held hostage by Daffy Duck, Sylvester and Yosemite Sam. Ms. C was on the couch sleepin' fo' 13 minutes, and word on the street is that Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck & Sylvester done stole the doggone rent rent money, while they took it to their hideout, but you, John Cena & T & G H chased Daffy and his gang, then y'all rescued Poodles (Ms. C's pet dog), and took him to Ms. C's house, and y'all captured Daffy and Sylvester and Yosemite Sam, and y'all put them behind bars. Sylvester, Yosemite Sam & Daffy Duck were sentenced 20 years in jail. They were in jail fo' 20 years, and y'all done had some Cap'n Crunch fo' breakfast, and you, John Cena and the H Bros. went out to Mayfair Mall to go see The Pink Panther 2, and y'all went to Buddy Squirrel to get some cheese popcorn.

P.S., Do ya think Daffy anf his goons should be jailed for bank robbery? E-mail me back ASAP!

-D-

My response:

D,

Wow, I would be upset if someone stole my pet! I don't have a dog named Poodles, but I do have a cat named Refugio!

Thirteen minutes is not a very long nap! Ms. C must not have been very tired.

Thank goodness the Hs and John Cena are helping me rescue the dog and get the rent money, paycheck, and lexus and everything back! I don't know if I would be able to do it on my own!

I am not normally a huge fan of cheese popcorn. I prefer regular buttered popcorn, or caramel corn, like cracker jacks!

Yes, I definitely think that Daffy and his goons should be jailed! They can't just go around stealing things like that!

I wonder what will happen next!

Ms. M


D responded, but started a new email. This one's subject is "Daffy is at it again, Part III." Here it is!

Ms. M,

Sylvester the cat and Yosemite Sam snuck into yo' house while you were asleep on the couch fo' 29 hours, and they looked in yo' bag, then took yo' credit card (MasterCard), and they done used it to buy a big screen TV against yo' wishes! T & G H & John Cena were on the case. They were sent by the FBI to track down Sylvester & Yosemite Sam. Daffy Duck was in jail for back robbery, and he was sentenced 1 year in jail. Sylvester the cat kidnapped Refugio, and took him to his hideout. Yosemite Sam & Sylvester sprayed freeze gas at Refugio, and Refugio was frozen in ice! How will you react to Sylvester & Yosemite Sam doin' this to Refugio?

P.S., do you think the Huvens and John Cena will save Refugio and put Sylvester in jail?

-D-


And finally, my response that I just sent today:

D,

I can't believe that Sylvester and Yosemite Sam snuck into my house! I thought that these cartoon guys were supposed to be good guys most of the time?! How could anyone kidnap Refugio?! And freeze him in ice?! What am I going to do? He's like my son! =(

I hope that the Hs and John Cena save Refugio and punish the criminals! I will help them!

Ms. M

Well, That's it for now. Once I put the pictures on facebook, I will blog about my Spring Break. I really need to be keeping up with this blog better!

The Saga of Daffy Duck

So, the school at which I teach is a 6th-12th grade school, with one of the largest Special Ed departments in the city. One of these students randomly emails a few of the staff members with very creative tales involving the younger staff members, as well as some crazy characters.

Here's a key for characters at my school:
Ms. C - Middle School English Teacher
Ms. S - High School English Teacher
G & TH/The H Brothers - Two brothers that work in the Special Ed Department
Mr. W - A Special Ed Teacher

I have been writing back and forth with him for a bit, and here's what we've discussed....


Ms. M,

Daffy Duck had an eye on Ms. S's prized belongings, and ran to the living room, and he stole Ms. S's M & I credit card, while Ms. S was on the couch sleepin'. Daffy even stole them diamonds that Ms. S brought home. Ms. S and Ms. C were both robbed by Daffy. John Cena, G & T H were on the hunt for Daffy Duck. Cena and the H Bros. were on Daffy's trail. Ms. C woke up seconds later, only to find her credit card missing! Ms. S had been robbed of her belongings. John Cena and the H Brothers caught Daffy Duck in the act, and sent him to jail. Daffy Duck was behind bars, and he had spent 3 months in jail. Cena and the H's recovered Ms. S & Ms. C's belongings, and they were invited to Ms. C's house for a tea party. Scorpion was cookin' bacon, sausage, meat loaf, pancakes, and some Ore-Ida french fries during a tea party. Cena & the H's and Ms. C all lived happily ever after. Ms. S was invited to Ms. C's house as well. Ms. S enjoyed her tea during a tea party.

P.S., Daffy Duck busted out of jail! Can Cena and the Huvens catch him and send him back to jail? E-mail me and find out!

-D-

D,

Ms. S & Ms. C need to lock their doors and windows when they sleep! Thank goodness for the H Bros and John Cena for catching Daffy Duck, bringing him to justice, and getting all of Ms. S and Ms. C's belongings back to them! It was surely nice of Ms. C to invite everyone over for the tea party. Sounds like they had some delicious food! Is Scorpion a good cook? I would love to eat some Ore-Ida French Fries right now! How did Daffy Duck bust out of jail?! He sure is sneaky! I can't wait to read what happens next!

~Ms. M

Ms. M,

Daffy Duck dug his way out of jail by usin' a shovel. He launched a sneak attack on Ms. S and Ms. C, by knockin' them unconscious with a sledgehammer. Daffy Duck also fled the scene, and he put you to sleep with a tranquilizer dart. He stole yo' Pontiac car, then he high-tailed it, and he pearl-harbored it. John Cena & G & T H were on the case. You've been asleep fo' 45 hours. Daffy Duck was chased by Cena and the H's. You woke up the next day, only to notice that yo' car was missin'. The H Bros. and John Cena caught Daffy Duck, yet again, and they took him to jail and they recovered yo' Pontiac car, and they recovered yo' rent money. You lived happily ever after with Cena and the H Bros. Cena and the H's invited Mr. W and Ms. S and Ms. C to yo' house fo' a tea party. Y'all had Frosted Flakes, and y'all had some Ore-Ida shoestring fries fo' lunch.

P.S., Daffy Duck is behind bars.

-D-

D,

That must have been a lit of digging! The sledgehammer must have hurt! I bet it would have come in handy for Daffy when he was trying to dig himself out of jail!

I can't believe I got knocked out with a tranquilizer dart!!!

Thank goodness for the H brothers and John Cena! I am glad that they got my rent money and car back. How would I have gotten to work otherwise?

Tea, frosted flakes, and Ore-Ida fries is a really interesting meal!

I am glad Daffy Duck is behind bars... Who knew he was such a buster!?

Ms. M

Ms. M,

Daffy Duck stole Ms. C's rent money, stole her car (Lexus), and he took Ms. C's Western Union credit card, while Ms. C was asleep on the couch for 29 hours.

John Cena, G & T H were invited to Ms. S's house for a cookout, and for a tea party. Ms. C woke up the next day, only to find out that her rent money is gone. John Cena, G & T H were dressed as security guards, while they were in pursuit of Daffy Duck.

Do you think Daffy Duck is a thief?

-D-

D,

I guess if he really stole Ms. C's rent, credit card and Lexus, then he must be a thief! I hope he doesn't get his eye on any of my belongings! I hope that John Cena, G & T H catch him so that Ms. C doesn't end up on the street!

Why did Ms. C sleep for 29 hours? That is a long time! She must've been very tired!

~Ms. M

Ms. M,

John Cena & T & G H were invited to Ms. C's house fo' a cookout, and fo' a tea party. You drank some Kool-Aid Lemonade, drank some of that Sprite, and drank some of that Faygo Twist. Cena & The H Bros. had some Ore-Ida Shoestring Fries fo' lunch, and they found out that Daffy Duck busted out of jail. He fired a tranquilizer dart at you, kidnapped you, and put you in the limo, and Daffy was disguised as the limo driver. He took the limo driver's identity, and he had kidnapped Ms. C as well, while Ms. C was asleep due to Daffy's tranquilizer dart. Daffy took Ms. C and you to Gnasty Gnorc's house. Can Cena and the H Bros. catch Daffy and send him to jail once and for all?

-D-

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And there you have it! I am very impressed by his grammar and spelling. I love that he even remembers to pop in apostrophes in places of Gs and such!

I have to write him back still, but I think it's hilarious! I will be writing him back tomorrow for sure! Apparently, he printed some "WANTED: DAFFY DUCK" signs and gave them to her. She gave me one to hang in my room. I will take a picture of it, and include it in the next Daffy Duck Saga.